But Aidan was so sweet!

I am so embarrassingly excited for this movie. Oh, Big…..

i plan to on-demand this one

He was a carpenter that owned a bar, he has a penis. That is everything I ever want from a man, right there, in that sentence.

I am the ONLY woman on the planet who just doesn't get the attraction to this show. I hate it.
(I do however, understand the attraction to John Corbett. Yum.)

What?? No puns?

A woman who has a purse of the eiffel tower is very sophisticated and truly loves France. Not to mention she's original and different.

Good points, Seyour. I'm sadly excited for this move. The husband person already made it clear he wasn't going. I didn't even aks his ass.

yea im gonna be seeing it at like midnight the day its released..

I hope to god it's good tho. They better make Kim Catrall's 50 year old ass look good for this business so people can stop calling it the Golden Girls movie.

All the guys on that show were disgusting stereotypes. Granted, carpentry is sexy… But like, Aidan was so granola. Big was an overgrown, emotionally abusive child. And don't make me try to explain Richard. The only stereotype on that show I'd get with is Steve.

smith, i would get with smith

WHOAAHH no I take it back. Smith. I would work for it, too. Don't wanna go out tonight Smith? That's OK I'll call you again tomorrow.

AAAAAACK, Steve? That guy always made me want to shower. And when he was whining about the puppy, I wanted to kick him in the head.

Oh, yes, Smith was the best of them all.

juju, I argue that Aidan was whinier.

I think what I look for in a man is: Not Abusive.
So I'm stuck with Steve.

Watching a bunch of middle aged women get their sex on just doesn't seem very appealing to me.

I want those shoes, though!

Smith. So hot. When he shaved his head out of solidarity? My uterus twitched.

I hated the Russian. God, did I hate the Russian.

I dated one just like Big, sans the money. I get the attraction, just not the notion that the type really grows-up in the end. Love the shoes of hers, though. And I want them. Anybody recognize the designer?

I hated him too. She's pretty short and he was barely taller than she was. He looks like a Keebler Elf, minus the tasty cookies.

Who was Steve? I'm assuming the Russian was Baryshnikov?

Steve was the bartender who sperminated Miranda.

He had glasses right? Sometimes I attempt to watch this show late at night now…I will admit there was an episode where the brunette met her ex's latest wife and she was dumb…it was a pretty good one. I could relate :-)

I catch the show at 1 in the morning sometimes. I liked Jack(?). I think that was his name. Anyway, Ron Livingston played him. I love Ron Livingston!

The Russian was one of the worst. I could see him as a character in a Sofia Coppola film or something…. but he was a crap boyfriend for the Carrie character.

LOL @ stop's uterus.

I was thinking maybe they were Manolo or Dior?

You are the dumb wife of a brunette's ex?
:)
j/k
I sweaaaar!

burger! he was jack burger. i liked him, esp when he dumped carrie with a post-it. i friggin; hate carrie

I only got into this show because my school kept getting each series in for their DVD library and I'd go into the TV room and watch it rather than y'know read books about things for classes. But by gar, I hate it in that I love to watch it to hate it. And yes, the Russian chracter was the worse even though, in a way, Mikayhail (sp?) is sort of foxy.

I know I know…reading that para just now and it makes no sense. Lack of caffeine!!! ;-)

Berger, as in Ron Livingston is HAWT! Yowzsers. But he was a douche. Smith did nothing for me, nussing.

OMG there's a midget on Dlisted!!! I bet his shirt is XXS too

Which one was Smith?

Samanthas boy tot

Mayjah, Smith was a young, blond Jason Lewis as Samantha's boyfriend right up at the end of the series. The first guy Samantha held hands with. I think my favorite Smith moment was when she cheated on him, and she came back and he was waiting for her to take her home. OMG am I really talking about this?

oh my god sar, we have to share because thats mine too!

OK we'll share it together, all Lady and the Tramp style.

Be Adequite, I like that episode too. It's when Carrie gets a thank you card from Big's Current wife (currently playing the role of Tom Brady's baby mama) and she realizes the woman is an idiot because she writes "Sorry I couldn't be their" instead of there. I love those moments when you realize you're way better off than your ex, that episode always makes me laugh.

yea, I am way better off then you're ex two.

good job they're maria

I saw one of my ex's on myspace. You'd be better off without that guy too, Maria. Everythign on there was bullshit. He makes over 100,000 dollars a year, my ass.

My myspace says I'm married just in case any old non-boyfriends run across it. Is that bad? I just feel so weird putting single.

OMG I totally stalk my husbands' ex's on myspace—somebody stop me, it's sooooo immature, I suck.

Yep, that's the episode! I love the embellishments that people put on THEIR MySpace pages (according to mine I'm 7' tall and a Wiccan goddess, heh heh)

Eh, mine is a carefully selected picture of me looking fancy with my bf at his Police Academy graduation…cuz it's a nice picture not because I secretly hope his or my ex will see it…

oh maria, i stalk all my exs on myspace too. im a creep. But htey keep getting fatter and fatter, and i keep getting happier and happier

Be A you're putting Tyra out of a job with that one.

How the hell did you think I found my ex? I was stalking his ass making sure that cure I put on himn worked. I am sad to report his head did not turn into a giant penis.

Oh jeez, I just figured out what I did wrong. I should have put a cur(s)e on his ass and not a cure. Stupid, stupid, ahhhhhh.

FIERCE! BALE! TASERS! FARK!!!

Tooooooooooom-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

juju thats why you do the fat curse, it doesnt really fuck with the laws of nature. it works

I guess it's never too late to make someone else fat. I need to let go of the dream. He could have had a great career traveling the carnival circuits. Ah well, one way or another he'll rue the day for sleeping with my best friend. I already took care of her.

(gasp!) No he di'nt.

Berger is hawt, but a douche. Smith was hot AND sweet.

I really liked Steve, his cute nerdiness was too much to resist. Also, much love for Big and Smith. Hated Trey, Berger, and Aidan.

He di'id.

I guess I could neve dig Steve becuase he has t rex arms like Matthew Mcaunawhatever.

Midge arms?

oooooooooh, juju, that's nasty! but as for your "cure" on his head turning into a penis, my guess is that your spell got reversed in midair and his penis grew a head.

my oldest and best friend married my first "i love you" …very Death Becomes Her.

T rex was hot in A Time to Kill (but I think it was the suspenders that did it for me.)

Juju are you still friends with the best friend? My evil cheating ex's wife now has a serious disease. True story. I feel bad but karma's a bitch I guess.

Riiight…now I know who Smith is. He didn't really do anything for me. Kinda reminded me of that singer guy from Sugar Ray. Bleh.

Ew. Way to steal all the sexuality. Moby is sexier than that guy.

No but she got into crack and my friend told me she occasionally hooks at the, comfort inn suites. She slept with pretty much everybody's boyfriend so I wasn't special.

I mean another friend told me not the hussy.

crack heads and fat asses…thats how ex's and stealers of ex's should be

OH, Mayjah. Sugar Ray is the anti sexy.

Oh, I know juju! That's why Smith didn't do "it" for me. Sorry if I ruined it for anyone else.

it's ok mayjah, I haven't liked Lewis in anything since then anyway. he ruined it all on his own.

My cheater ex had A LOT of explaining to do at his own wedding when he wasn't marrying his GF of 4 years (ME), but someone else entirely different. I'm guessing he just made up some big lie to his whole family, like he did to me for 3 months.

Anywho…Oscar in drag, huh? Who'dathunkit?

Did your father pay?

Uh, no.

It sounded like he married her at a wedding you 2 were planning. I was kidding but ti seemed like a logcal question kind of maybe a little bit ok no.

Woah woah woah, sorry to rub salt in wounds Be A but this is way too interesting. Did he marry the the girl at what was supposed to be yours and his wedding that you had planned? Or did he dump you then promptly marry this chick out of nowhere?

here's the thing…when the cheater gets married to the person after cheating, then maybe it's not too horrible cause it saves time and heartache…I mean being with someone who doesn't dig you and all. I dunno.

maria, nice positivity. most of the guys i've been with have promptly married the next girl they dated. i like to take this as a positive reflection on me, like, i was so crazy wicked awesome, they rebounded harder than a double-pumped basketball. better than the ego-shattering alternative.

I like to go the bitter route. I like to imagine they were swallowed up into the earth never to be seen from again. Apparently one of them live and made himself a crappy my space page. He didn't even have a fancy layout.

Holy shit, BeA, that happenened to me, too, last year!

I was supposed to move up to NOLA around the time Katrina hit, and instead contented myself with visiting my boyfriend of three years up here constantly. So fast-forward to Jazz Fest - I flew up to visit him. He avoided me like the plague, which was weird, and even weirder was when I called him after getting mugged, asking him to pick me up. He hedged and made excuses. The next day I called his office looking for him, after having to sleep on a friend's couch, only to be called "Cindy." Yeah, he was secretly engaged, and got married the next month.

Sar does make a great point, though - my college boyfriend cheated on me with his first female roommate…and they've now been married for 4 years. He and I are good friends now, and I'll see him next weekend when I'm in Jacksonville.

oh my soul, cait, that's awful! and then they called you CINDY, for the love of god. anything but CINDY. seriously. what, Dorcas was on vacay?

ughhhhh sorry to anyone named Cindy but I fucking hate that name. I know 2, this makes 3 people who were cheated on with a Cindy. Gross.

Damn Cait yours is worse than mine!!!

No it wasn't our wedding…they did marry out of the blue though, and I can just imagine his holier-than-thou father looking SO confused when he met his son's betrothed. I heard through mutuals that he lied about how they met (I guess he told people that I cheated.) Funny.

I'm still friends with several of my exes, but he is not one of them! Even when giving him the "get out of jail free card", he lied. I had to hear it all from the other woman. What a douche.

Mine was a Stormy. What the feck kind of name is, Stormy? I hope Cindy gets some crabs.

ok - both of those stories are horrible. im so sorry guys. Did you key thier cars? I could have - im vindictive, petty and immature like that.

my worst was i dated a guy for like 6 or 7 months and he broke up with me by introducing me to his new girlfriend. (they both got fat)

Awww, April. The part of my girlfriend will now be played by this ho.

Mine was a Morgan. Sorry to anyone by that name but it reminds me of a horse's name. Or a pot-bellied pig.

Probably TMI but the way I first found out he was probably cheating- I had to go to the doctor for some odd health issues…it SUCKED. All better now. Lesson- get tested each year EVEN when you're in a (supposed) healthy, monog. relationship.

Just the fact that someone would voluntarily endanger my life that way, was enough for me. 4 years together or not. I'd never do that to someone i loved.

LOL @ juju. I got rebounded on with a Julia. Eff her. She'll never appreciate him! And I would never have lied about The Pill and had his babies, bitch. Cuz I would have respected him. Whatevs. Julia.

Be A, that is the lowest of the low. Ego is one thing, irresponsibility with someone else's health is quite another.

That's why I want to kick George Micheal in the head. He likes to have sex with guys in the bush and won't get tested? A-hole.

Juju I feel that way about George Clooney too!!!

Yeah Julia's are bad news too Sar. Baaaaaad…

Safer idea is maybe to wish his head would become a penis first. That way, you kick it, he can't hurt anyone else.

Maybe Britney could loan G. Michael a hat (and wig) for his penis head

I will get on cursing him. Curse not cure, curse, not cure. I think I got it.

I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you

The best revenge was letting go and now being able to laugh about it. Had it not been for Douchey McCheatinglawyer, I'd never have met the jhorts-wearer. The only regret I have is that he stole from me, and I didn't get back my money or my entire DVD collection.

Funnily enough, the jhorts-wearer and I were out in Metairie shopping for his mom's birthday gift on Saturday. Guess who we ran into? Yep, good ol' Douchey. He turned ashen. Priceless. I just smiled and enjoyed the rest of my day. ;)

I don't even know what to say, Stormys, Morgans (ew, sounds like someone with a consistently stuffed nose) and being gross enough to have unprotected sex with while you're cheating (not you Be A but the bf)…I think it's safe to say that you guys are allll better off now

My one great regret is that I never dated a tiny abusive Russian.

It's midget not tiny Cait ;-)

Yes I am better off now too I have a good Bale at home, sometimes he drives me nuts. Not like Anne Heche nuts, more like Bill-Murray a little kooky nuts sometimes

HOLD ME CLOSER, TINY RUSSSSSSSSIAAAAN
Count the steps on this French staircase
Lay me down with a smack that Big sees
You're a single man todaaaaay…

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your moidget fark?
Always giving in to fark -
Do you love the midget or do you love fark?
Why can't you do it
Why do i have to fark my baby with a midget?

My regret is that I lost all my Doors and Led Zepplin, cd's. The good news was, my husband had the cd's. One door closes and another door has all your favorite cd's.

Minus the Erasure, we never speak of that cd. What the hell was that doing in there?

"I'm so in love with you…I'll be forever blue…"

i'm afraid this movie is gonna bomb…i mean 6 million viewers on HBO is a big hit but if every single one of us 6 million went to see it, that would translate to less than 50 million at the box office. that's nothing these days. that's probably the catering budget for the entire movie. we must unite all women and gay men to go see this fantastic piece of crap so it makes as much as "bourne supremacy". let's move it people. let's start getting in line this weekend.

Oh baby please give a little respect to me.

You get the drinks, James. I'll be along in a minute.

I'm so in love with you…I'll be forever blue…Oh baby refrain…from breakin' my heart.

I'm not gonna lie, I love old Erasure. They're not in my Better than Ezra pantheon of guilty pleasures, but…

Ohhhh, Cait, I love, Ezra. Stars at night and King of NO, are my favorites.

I like Ezra, but I am quite a sucker for New Order.

wow this got 104 responses.
ah…there was a tangent. nm.

No joke, I've seen BTE 27 times. Still haven't gotten to see my beloved New Order live, though.

Sigh.

I saw the New Order concert on the LOGO channel a couple of months back. I haven't seen them live either, but I have a soft spot in my black little heart for them, Pet Shop Boys, and Depeche Mode.

I was once one of four heteros at a Pet Shop Boys concert.

True story.