"Where They Cut Off Your Ear If They Don't Like Your Face"

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Marc Jacobs held his annual holiday costume party last evening. It had an Arab theme and, if the host was this ethnically sensitive, imagine how the guests behaved. Hint: So many fake breasts in New York! (It fills us with such a distinct pride to know that not even the demure dress codes currently gripping the war-torn Middle East can keep American women from showing their boobs.)

Prepare yourself for the mysterious, slightly NSFW Oriental delights that beckon you from beyond the jump.


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Dec 13, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 26 Responses
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    No. 1 cooter49 says:

    That shits funny, I dont care who ya are.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 8:50 am
    No. 2 jujubees says:

    They even had a midget. That guy knows how to throw down. Is that Amanda Lepore? How did he walk around in that thing? Or did he just stand there like a douche statue? I just don't knwo what else you could expect from a guy who sells perfume with a shaved crotch. It seems just right.

    And if Cord doesn't like fake boobies, he'd better not come to Texas. You just can't throw a punch without hitting a pair.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 8:57 am
    No. 3 playla says:

    Holy shit Amanda Lepore has cellulite…I had no idea that was possible.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 9:31 am
    No. 4 m says:

    what do you say at a party like that? ahhh, i see you went for the black pasty, bold choice. and with vaguely middle-eastern chain-mail accessories? did you get the whole ensemble at spencer gifts, perchance?

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 9:41 am
    No. 5 ginnipher says:

    playla, is it weird that's the first thing i thought, too?

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:10 am
    No. 6 playla says:

    I'm a butt lady, it's always the first thing I look at…

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:16 am
    No. 7 Rachel says:

    I don't know why but for some reason I just started liking Marc Jacobs just for his camel toe lol.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:23 am
    No. 8 ginnipher says:

    whoever says camel toes aren't sexy hasn't seen marc jacobs'.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 10:46 am
    No. 9 sexyback says:

    Nice Aladdin reference!

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:02 am
    No. 10 Angela says:

    That reference actually goes back farther than Aladdin. Goes back at least 1001 years or so ago.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:17 am
    No. 11 SeriousStyle says:

    His camel toe is hotter then mine.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:20 am
    No. 12 playla says:

    Well, at least no one dressed up Muhammed, right?

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:30 am
    No. 13 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Wow… I always thought Marc Jacobs simply didn't like women. It's pretty obvious from these pictures it runs much deeper than that… he must absolutely despise and abhor them.
    His camel toe has a double clit…

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 11:52 am
    No. 14 ra ra says:

    Why do people equate "Arabian Nights" with pasties? Why so many pasties?

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    No. 15 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    "Arabian Knights… at your primitive best."

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    No. 16 Helen Skor says:

    I won't even tell you how long I stood there staring at that picture trying to figure out what he was dressed as. It's embarrassing actually. It wasn’t until I had finally figured it out that I realized what the sign said. I guess I should have gone to bed earlier last night!

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    No. 17 cooter49 says:

    My boss walked in while I was a looking at and asked what it was….I had to tell him. He laughed hard, Thank God for cool bosses.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    No. 18 maria says:

    If that scenario would have happened with me, and I told my boss what it was, he would have taken it very literal. "Oh nice, a camel toe…look at that".
    Thank God for old(er) bosses.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    No. 19 playla says:

    How the hell did Marc Jacobs move in this thing? was it motorized?

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    No. 20 Batmamma says:

    So much "education" abounds in these photos. I mean, it's OBVIOUS the theme is Arabian nights, because we all KNOW this is how Arab women dress. No wonder people in the Arab world are disgusted by America. I am American and am humiliated to be one BECAUSE of this kind of behavior. Amanda Le"whore" - well let's just say a branding iron and my eyeballs sound good after viewing that scag.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    No. 21 playla says:

    batmamma, the first thing I thought when I saw these was what David Cross said "they attacked us because they hate our freedom? I hate our freedom if this is what we do with it."

    (paraphrase)

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    No. 22 janice says:

    Oh, that quote and these pictures makes my disgust-o-meter go into the red.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    No. 23 46n2 says:

    What a terribly indulgent mess.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 5:07 pm
    No. 24 nadanada says:

    terribly indulgent mess indeed-but, the camel toe thing pretty funny-should put that pic next to some infamous camel toe-ers of 2007 like CoCo and Sharon Stone…..

    Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    No. 25 Doof says:

    Wow - that's almost exactly what I pictured when I read 1001 Arabian Nights!

    Posted: Dec 14, 2007 at 1:33 am
    No. 26 Revolution says:

    Playla, no it wasn't motorized. He stood there for most of the night while people took pictures with him, but he got out occasionally to walk around and dance.

    Batmamma, the party was called "Arabian Nights", as in the famous "One Thousand and One Nights/Arabian Nights" story. The theme has to do with folklore and the decadence that existed in the past and has NOTHING to do with the modern Arab world. Maybe you should try "education" some time.

    Posted: Dec 14, 2007 at 1:50 am
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