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Eternal 12-year-old Mariah Carey reverted back to 1982, when she was at her ideal age, with this horrendous outfit at a TRL taping. You're telling me Mimi has all the money in the world and she chose to go with an outfit (complete with glittery belt) one could find at a garage sale? … We give up.

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Jul 23, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 16 Responses
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    No. 1 Keeblerkahn says:

    In her defense, after TRL she was heading out to the roller rink. She was going to ask Nick to skate with her when the DJ played Leather And Lace.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 11:48 am
    No. 2 Alice says:

    You know, it seems to be th end of her marriage to Tommy Mattola (sp?) that she's become an eternal 80's teen.

    I wish I had enough money to be that batshit.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    No. 3 Lisa (#1) says:

    Is she on her way to the Lisa Frank store? Tell Mimi to pick me up a unicorn pencil topper. My ice cream cone is so yesterday!

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    No. 4 killorn says:

    1989 Killorn would have paired that look with a white turtleneck (underneath the button up, natch) two pairs of scrunch socks stuffed into silver high top converse.

    Thanks for the mammaries, Mimi.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    No. 5 Alice says:

    Killor, I would have said British Knights. But I suppose that is a fine example of our different world views.

    I might have even worn my rad B.U.M. equipment sweatshirt.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    No. 6 killorn says:

    favorite outfit in 7th grade: Black turtleneck, black, red and white patchwork plaid esprit vest, MATCHING PLAID SHORTS worn over black tights, one red pair and one black pair of scrunch socks mushed into Keds, and, inexplicably, a BOLO TIE with a PEWTER SNAKE winding it's way up the bolo only to split off into two heads with fake rubies for eyes.

    Oh, and the claw bangs. Musn't forget those.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    No. 7 Alice says:

    Let's see, at that age, it was 1990-91 for me. I was kinda an unpopular chick (big surprise, right?). I tended to wear what I wear now, oddly enough. T-shirts, levi's and chuck taylors. I'm sorta eterna-bland.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    No. 8 sar says:

    good call alice. it's sad to see when a tragedy stops someone in their tracks from getting any older. i mean i'm a prime example, so i'm not pointing fingers.

    i tried so hard to like this outfit. it's not like the colors are unattractive. but ugh… even i can't find the good side of this. mariah stop posing knock-kneed! it probably does make your thighs look better but it makes you look…. posed and kinda insecure.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    No. 9 lava says:

    insecure! that's the word i was looking for

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    No. 10 liz says:

    this is exactly the outfit i would have put together if my mom had allowed me to dress really slutty when i was 11. i like to think that after this appearance mariah went home to play barbies.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    No. 11 anthony rucker says:

    I am over the enternal 12 year old sex kitten act she still does. Even Marilyn Monroe dressed like a woman even if some people felt she too did the enternal 12 year old sex kitten act as well, but MM looked like a woman and was dressed fully. MC grow up, you are almost 40, you can still flaunt your shape and sexuality, but do it in outfits suitable for your age

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    No. 12 tiggyy says:

    Well at least no butterfly rings or barettes, but I see she did reference glitter in this outfit

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    No. 13 queencrone says:

    Aawww, I think she looks cute. But then, I am the grandmotherly/momma type.

    She really reminds me of a delicious sorbet here.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    No. 14 sar says:

    i have decided i could stand the shirt if she wore it with some high-waisted slacks.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 10:35 pm
    No. 15 Daria at Gorgeous Black Women says:

    Top and belt from JC Penney's juniors department
    Skirt from Children's Place

    She seems to think it's 1995 and that she's a 12 year old street walker. TOOT TOOT. Time to get off the h0 train. Most get off by 20 when they develop confidence which allows them to exude sexiness instead of desperation.

    Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 11:39 pm
    No. 16 LOLWHeREISTHEFASHIONPOLICE says:

    that blouse looks like it came out of a 75% clearance rack at mervyns. GET A NEW STYLIST.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2008 at 2:48 pm
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