Even The Teens Wouldn't Wear That
Mariah Carey graced the stage wearing her best 12-year-old hooker outfit during last night's broadcast of the Teen Choice Awards. There's rollerskating, notes that can only be heard by dogs, and lots of backup dancer-assisted walking. You know, Mariah probably wouldn't need help if she didn't insist on wearing shoes you could find at Strippers R Us.
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I wonder if anyone has introduced Miley and Mariah? I bet they would really hit it off.
They can take overhead-reach facebook profile pictures together and talk about how skinny they look.
She looks great! way to go- MIMI FO EVA!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't understand why the Teen Choice Awards has been such a big deal. Really, why? Because we get to see a lot of pseudo famous people in one place at the same time? I don't get it…
I thought she was going to break into a "Loving You" medley there at that end. Seriously. Why does she always have to exploit her bird chirping abilities? It just sounds plain stupid.
geez i was warned and even so those screeches caught me off guard.
gotta say though after all this time she's still on top.
I like her style…it's fun…She looks cute!
We should all just live life and not be so self conscious…
I actually think Rebecca makes a good point…?