Oh no! It seems Mario Lopez’s twisted world of lies has come crashing down:
Recently named to a magazine’s hot bachelor list, Mario was asked during the accompanying interview if he “manscapes,” which means removing excess body hair via waxing, shaving, laser or plucking. He responded, “Not at all. That’s the Latin Indian blood in me. My Dad has a hairy chest, but I don’t.”
J'accuse, Mario!
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but but but…It's the light!
J'accuse?? Of what?
*THAT* is not a hairy chest. William Baldwin has a hairy chest. Robin Williams has a hairy chest. Mario Lopez has peach fuzz.
Chest pubes do not a hairy chest make…
We're really that surprised that Mario Lopez is an image-obsessed liar?
Pathetic… men should keep their chest hair. Baldwin did it, and he looked good.
Does anyone else remember Plastic Man and Baby Plas? I don't know why I just thought of that.
This story only exist so Cord could write the phrase, 'Mario’s Hairy Nips'.
All my dreams are dead now. Thanks for killing them Mario. This is what happens when men start reading Puff Didddie Doodie's e-book on how to keep your man parts manscaped. A free bottle of Unforgiven comes with every order to splash on your cleanly shaven nips and diddies. Feel the burn.
This should have been a shirtless Ricky Martin post. (And no. It's not because I like Ricky Martin.) There has to be a story there somewhere.
It's not a HAIRY chest, but it's obviously more hair than in current pictures, which means he now waxes/shaves/lasers it/whatever. And gross.
Liar liar plants for hire!
It looks more like some kind of mold growth then actual hair. I don't think he would even need an actual razor to shave it. He could take care of that with some tweezers.
Put some milk on it and let the cat remove it.
At least he doesn't have the AC Slater jheri curl mullet anymore.
Oh, how I miss my Zach Morris……
Curly mullets were the worst. And that's saying a lot since mullets themselves are quite hideous.
His pants are on FIRE!!!! This guy stays consistently beautiful!! If only all Mexican women could use his sperm to bread more attractive children! Taller, thinner, prettier! La Lopez!!
Viva la nice body and cute face! He's like the Spanish Tom Cruise!!!
Now there's a compliment no man wants to hear.
I'm sorry, but there's just something off about men who pluck or wax…Total hot piece at my gym and then I found out he waxed…That was it–couldn't even look at him after that. Yuck.
ummmm i'm a mexican woman and want no part of this pigs sperm.
economics, baby, I loved that joke the first time. I did. I even said you should be president, as long as you got me that stimulis check.
Let it go. You have officially worn it out.
Here is what I do. I only have so many jokes in my repertoir too. I s-p-r-e-a-d them out. Like just say it the one time. Enjoy the laughs. Then in about a month, you can rework it to be current to what is being discussed.
I only say this to you because I care. Someone said had to point it out to me too. It's about the finesse.
Go to hell economics. I have no tolerance for stupid racism.
NIPPLEGATE 2008
Whatever, Mario. Nobody cares.
OMG, he looks so hot. Just curious: I saw his profile on milllionaire datingsite—- "W e a l t h yDater.com" —–last week. Is he
single now?.