Musclebound beauty pageant host Mario Lopez is co-releasing a fitness book with actual writer Jeff O’Connell. Inherently, all “workout plan” books are unoriginal and unnecessary, but this one sounds annoying as well:
With three stages designed to get the body in shape, build and sculpt muscle, and ultimately showcase one’s fit new form, the workout exercises every part of the anatomy–torso, arms, legs, and trouble areas like the thighs and belly. Each stage includes some of the Mario’s favorite activities–among them boxing, running, biking, yoga, dance, basketball, and swimming–so readers can complete a full cardio workout with localized strength training …
The tome’s description also promises “gorgeous full-color photography,” which: exciting!
Fun fact: According to Amazon, customers who buy books like Mario Lopez’s Knockout Fitness have also pre-ordered Green Is the New Red, White, and Blue: American’s Mission in a World That Is Hot, Flat, and Crowded by New York Times bloviator Thomas Friedman.
Editor
So I says to myself I says, “who the fuck is Jeff O’Connell?” google says he’s the editor-in-chief of Muscle & Fitness Magazine. So I bet he wrote the book, and then had man whore Lopez take his shirt off for the cover. Mario makes me sick; Mario would put his picture on a box of shit, stupid dimple boy.
AC Slater is looking kinda skinny in that pic.
all the gays will love to buy it.if he does signings in a gay bookstore they will line up down the street just to touch or kiss him when they whip it out,the book
for him to sign
love,mario
even at borders the gays will storm the place even to hear him talk shop about shoppin for tight clothes with ms eva l..i do love mario too.
photoshop? I know he’s in shape, but that pic is seriously buff. his head doesn’t fit.
Mario Lopez always seems to be perpetually stumbling on to another job. He’s not really famous for anthing other than having a mullet, yet still being hot. He’s like Carmen Electra - not really known for anything specific yet still somehow managing to pay her bills and landing odd jobs.
“all the gays will love to buy it”
“they will line up down the street just to touch or kiss him”
“the gays will storm the place”
Ahhhh…no, we won’t!
How qualified are EITHER of these authors to be dispensing fitness advice?