April, are you and james the closest to NYC? Oh please try for these tickets.

I'm sure you'll be very glad to find out that I have absolutely no clue who this is. *lol* I'm trying to imagine both our faces of distinct underwhelment if I showed up for a drink.

Yes, I made up the word "underwhelment."

He's Sam Ronson's better looking sibling, I believe.

Ok, thanks.

Who's Sam Ronson?

isn't she LiLo's lesbian lovah?

(like that alliteration?)

Oooooh. The DJ chick?

Oh, Kitchy knows, she's being glib.

Leave me alone, Tom.

I'm in Texas, how long will it take me to walk?

Meet me in Ohio, and we'll go together. I love that he added the "*To claim your drink you have to find me. On Friday. In Brooklyn. OK."

Wassa matta, Cord, do you think we COULDN'T find you…on Friday…in Brooklyn if we wanted to? I think you misunderestimate us, sir.

We just need an address and a taxi. I only drink out of cans, styrofoam is bad for the earth. Mr., kill the ozone.

underwhelment is the best word today.

but wouldn't it be two ms? underwhelmment?

nah, that looks weird. who am i to question your etymology?

I only drink out of this flask in my hand. I don't trust anyone else preparing my liquor.

Yeah, madness. If I'm making up words, they're my words. No correcting. Stop being such a pozacki.

I'm underage, i live in Vancouver, and I can't even find my own home half of the time.
WORTH A TRY!

you're so right.

pozacki? i daren't ask…

I am just not the bigges fan of DJs - well maybe GirlTalk.

Anyhow, Cord, I live in Brooklyn. I could find you, oh yes, I could find you. Besides you should go to Barcade, their beer selection c'est delicioux!

I can never find my house either. This isn't even my home.

let me tell you, i perfected stalking in high school

ill find your ass, don't tempt me.

Well, Lisa, I think you should start paparazzing Cord, and post his whereabouts. Copy off of those copycatting bastards at Gawker.

HAHA…Lisa should totally start a "Where's Cord" website. I'd totally post comments on it!

Make sure you paint cum-bubbles onto his chin before posting the pictures, Lisa.

lisa - start with the yellow pages. there is a c jefferson in brooklyn listed (street and apt number)

Got it. I need to take a few weeks off to get this thing started!

Kitch, I think you did a pretty good job already of imagining a "Cord & Kitchy meet in a bar" scenario.

Given his pic and personality, and that he lives in BRK, I would guess he is somewheres off the L or G. Unless he really lives in Queens but parties in BRK? Probably not. I will just ride the L until I see him.

This sounds like this week episode of CSI, Miami.

Oh do tell April!!!

And yeah I had no idea who this dude was either…I am getting old.

I wish we could all meet up somewheres and have fun. A bunch of cackling farking hags. It would be trouble methinks!

What would Cord's signature giveaway be when you spot him? You know, like Waldo's hat or shirt or whatever the eff it is

Cord, I had lunch at Spikehill on Sat. I'm comin at ya!

His giveaway would be red wine, a silver ring, and a manly laugh emanating from pillowy lips.

That could be a lot of men in the town where I live ;-) (Which is fine by be, I'm cool with whatever)

tell how i was creeppy stalker in high school or about the c jefferson i just found in the yellow pages? either way, i look creepy so i think thats about as much as i'll divulge.

ps - i wish that too. Any time you ladies are i the boston area give me a holler (holla) i'll meet ya for drinks (ill travel to ny for ya too)

and a heart tattoo - good signature

If anyone gets trapped in a snowstorm in CLE Hopkins, I'll let you bunk at my place. We have a spare room.

Oh, please, could we get kicked out of a, Denny's or a, Waffle House? But not an, I Hop. Never disparage the home of, Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.

Juju: I am all about the RTFF. Only thing I order there. April - I used to live by Kenmore Square, then at Coolidge Corner.

and the festival of strawberries - it truely is a festival!

ill get kicked outta a denny's with ya any day

Considering I live in Podunk, we have no IHOP, but we do have a Denny's and a Waffle House.

tooty=baby wipes

cool! i live in rozie. i went to highschool near kenmore and i go to law school at park.

I feel bad for IHops if they ever get rid of that yummy dish. There will be some crazy ass kicking action if that ever happens.

I am going to start setting up dates with Cord via Mollygood. My Boyf will love it!

dude, we should all meet up in NYC to see teh SATC movie and invite cord…and bring lots of vodka.

ooooh and maybe some of smokey bones twisted timbers… mmmm

And wear O'Keefe vagina dresses.

wait, are you implying that thats not what people wear in ny on a regular basis?!?!?!?!!

Those were so last season April! We are now all wearing pants that make us look like baboons in estrus.

I know I save my O'Keefe bagina dress for only the specialist of special occasions in NYC

i've been behind in my fashion since SATC went off the air. I jsut dont knwo what you crazy cool fashionistas in ny are wearing. in boston its all jeans and a redsox t-shirt.

I'm going to wear my assless chaps. Those never go out of style.

speaking of April, GO SOX!

Aren't assless chaps part of Timm Gunn's (guide to style) 10 pieces every woman should have in her wardrobe?

That and a cashmere sweater

Of course. I would rather die than wear something not on Tim Gunn's list.

Really, mom. I prefer to wear mine with just a classic string of pearls.

juju thats so classy. Did you learn that from Anna Nicole?

mom - go sox!

juju? a pearl necklace? really? I thought you'd want to class up your assless chaps a bit, not whore them out

I like my assless chaps with my little bo peep bustier. Sex on a platter!

and OBV you wear stillettos with it and fake eye lashes

You think Ana Nicole coulds affords some pearls like these. I got these from the JLo collection, bitches. It's a necklace made with pearls, not with sperm. Don't mistake the two.

Hells yeah! AND I paint on my eyebrows extra archy and high. Sometimes I add a sparkly beauty mark.

who are you? Cord?

juju, it's a sperm necklace, don't get it twisted. ;)

Imitation, flattery, etc., etc.

JLo would never sell something so low quality.

Cord, I will meet you for a drink in Brooklyn in 2 weeks, ok?

I don't know anything about this Ronson bloke, and I can't make it to Brooklyn on Friday, But Klaxons are playing at Nightclub 9:30 (Formerly 9:30 Club) next Monday night. And The Bravery will be there for Halloween.
Lisa, you should try for those tickets.

There was a 9:30 club in DC. I remember it from back in my old hag party days. Jeff Buckley played there once upon a time. Siiigghhh.

It's still there, with a slightly different name. I've seen a lot of great groups there over the years. Ah…good times…good times.

I remember once, back in the 80's, ack, there was a rumor Robert Smith was going to show up at the club. We waited all night but alas, no Robert Smith. Stupid, Cure.

I would hang out there alot during my, I only wear black, stage. I wasn't new wave (you youngins know that as goth), but I thought I had a fat ass.