Mary Kate Olsen, seen above attempting to will a Marlboro Full Flavor from the pack, has decided to take a part on Showtime’s hit show Weeds.

Olsen is cast as “Tara, a devoted Christian girl . . . who becomes a love interest for Nancy Botwin’s (Mary-Louise Parker) son, Silas (Hunter Parrish).” The show’s executive producer told Hollywood Reporter, “Audiences have seen only one side of Mary-Kate, but here we’ll see her in a whole new light.”

Asked whether this “whole new light” would actually be the light of day, the producer said that would be “impossible,” before noting that special precautions are being taken to protect Olsen, including removing from the set all garlic and pointy wooden stakes.

[Source, Source]