Many detestable things have made it into Mollygood's inbox. (It's what makes it like Paris Hilton.) There have been threats of violence, invites to parties in LA (I'll take the violence) and a cornucopia of foreign spam designed to relieve recipients of their money. However, today we received an e-mail so grotesque we felt everyone interested should be privy to it. Note that it's really, really [sic]:
Sure… she's a master of DUI's, a repeat-rehabber, and an ankle
bracet wearer, but Maxim.com
still loves the year's hottest mess: Lindsay Lohan. While she may
surpass Britney Spears for trainwreck of the year, she still looks
good in the photoshoot from Maxim.com
. At least she's still got all her hair, right?
Wrong, you evil bastards. Wrong on many, many different planes.
Editor
I wonder on which drug(s) she was jacked up during that photoshoot.
Silver tits and a fire crotch. She's got everything!!
When is Maxim ever right?
I must say though, she looks sooo much better as a redhead!
im such a mess. i still like her. i just keep going back for more.
Looks like her usual coke stare to me.
I miss the red hair too. It's pretty sad with everything she's done she can still make these lists.
Who's managing her career? Joe Simpson? Jesus, next we'll have bikini rehab pictures. Can't wait!
Kitchy, that is the funniest shit I've heard all day. Thank you, I can go back to work now.
Maxim is catering to it's advertisers/readers etc. those who think giant publishing companies actually give a shit about what she or any other woman looks like are not seeing the bigger picture. and the email is really pathetic.
Yeah! Lets reward the stupid, vapid, whores of Hollywood by saying how all of thier DUI's, wreckless behavior, and rude attitudes still still allowed and encouraged because they are still a "hot piece of ass".
Being on the cover of Maxim is not an achievement associated with dignity or class, so I think it's fitting she's the cover girl.
if any of the reapectable mags put her on the cover, I'll be disappointed. A DUI is one thing, but she went batshit crazy carjacking and chasing people. THAT should not be rewarded, IMO.
Cannot stand the LiLo.
I used to love her but she killed it.