She looks like a much more attractive wax figure of herself. Does anyone else get a little bit of a Marcia Brady vibe here? Maybe it's just the hair.

Am I the only who thinks everything about these pictures is terrible? Posh and Becks shoot in W- now that was worth talking about!

so does a crippled, bored, country rat queen make for being a "goddess", as the magazine cover claims?

These pictures are really beautiful pieces of Art.
The eyebrows remind me of the 80's & 50's.

I do like the one of her in the purple dress, but the rest are rather bland.

Aesa626, I also get strong impressions of Marcia Brady, and I think it's more than the hair. The eyebrows have a lot to do with it, I think.

Fer realsie, if it weren't Gwyneth Paltrow, these would not be out of place in a gallery. I likes 'em.

the only one i like is the one wiht jesus. cuz i love jesus.

actaully its cuz thats the only one that looks like her. i think aesa is dead on, the rest look like wax figures (of a tranny who bases himself on gweneth)

It puts the lotion in the basket Put the fucking lotion in the basket! It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

I have no idea but it seemed like a good idea looking at these pictures.

I hate them. I think she looks incredibly masculine. Like she could make WWF dudes look feminine.

I like the idea that they were going for but I don't think they quite hit the mark. They need to sbe harper, more sharpness, sharp is good. Sharp, sharp, sharp.

Gwyneth is pretty - like, if you worked at an architecture firm, she'd be your not too homely looking bosses' wife - but she isn't beautiful, by which I mean she doesn't own a feature or ever strike an expression that makes me go, WOW. And dare I say, I think she's too aesthetically limp to carry a photo shoot such as this one.

Sharp, sharp, sharp, sharper. Why isn't it Friday already?

*sbe harper* obviously means be sharper, when translated from typo, which is a language I write in oh, so, frequently.

It's not Friday but it looks like we all started hitting the bottle early. I was thinking these look like 80's eyebrows too. Very Madonna circa, Material Girl.

This is also like the 3rd time I've seen this kind of eyebrow shenanigans on a magazine cover. I will not have this.

Big eyebrows are making a comeback?

I guess someone out there has Capt. Spock fantasies.

im ok with big eyebrows..mainly cuz im to olazy and cheap to take car of my own, so far be it from to judge anyone else for the same thing.

ps i could use a drink.

The whole thing looks like a mental patient's daydreams.

Just let her think the rat is a kitty.

pss, I could use a double.

Kitchy that ding you hear, is the sound of a nail being hit on its head.
'A mental patient's daydreams'.
Too true.

I'm sorry, these pictures are just hideous.

It is an ironic blend of early Brad Pitt she dated and aging, childless ice-queen Jennifer Anniston she's evoking. Gwyn is able to be quite snippy isn't she?

She's deep like that.

she is totally trying to be in the next wes anderson movie with those eyebrows and photo shoot!!!!!!!

she looks like JENNIFER ANISTIN A BIT

Oh God, it's Gwen. Yawn. These photos, while interesting to look at, make her look like crap. Then again, I really can't stand her, so maybe it's me

I think the light, smooth, shiny hair + the tan makes it a bit Marcia Brady, I saw it too. I kind of preferred her when she was all macrobiotic all over everything.

I just remember reading in a mag shortly after she and Pitt broke up, some source 'close to the couple' complaining about how she used to go on and on all the time about the "pornographic sex" she had with Pitt.

Do tell, blueearring. What would Gwynnie consider "pornographic," I wonder? Reverse Cowgirl, perhaps?

Hmmm…perhaps sex with the lights on?

please evil, only prostitutes do that. girl on top lights ON, no blanket

April, you read my mind. ;)

They didn't say, alas. Of course it *could* mean that the sex was unconvincing, and had a cheesy soundtrack.

I personally am hoping that Brad squirted the man juice on her, while screaming, "Money shot! Money shot!"

wait? eveybody doesnt do that?

Oooh…perhaps the cheesy soundtrack contained a poor(er) facsimile of Kenny G combined with some throbbing synthesizer beats. In such a world, Skinemax is as hardcore as it gets - wherein the girl on top is grinding due north, somewhere in the neighborhood of the navel. ;)

OMG, you just made me giggle like crazy.

"…grinding due north, somewhere in the neighborhood of the navel."