Maybe It's Botulism
"I don't know why women do Botox," actress Julianne Moore told Britain's Observer, a quote which was promptly picked up by international media and formulated into a full blown news item, as these things often are. "You are not going to look the same as you did at 25. What are you going to do about it?" This, from a woman pictured like this:
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she can't help it if the magazine photoshops her to hell and back.
I've been lucky enough to have known a few ginger people in my day, not only are they blessed with great complexions and wonderfully cute freckles, most have got a fiery attitude to match.
Today I will make sweeping generalizations.
thankyouverymuch
I've never heard them referred to as ginger people, but many of my friends with extremely fair skin have aged very well, because, out of necessity, they've had to stay out of the sun and use lots of sunblock all througout their teens, 20s, and 30s. Also, Photoshop.
Some stars will do anything to stay young, or at least young looking. In a lot of cases it doesn't work but they do it anyways. They make their money on their looks and some go nuts. If you could convince a few key stars of the benefits of a monkey shit revitalization mask, there would be a run on monkey poo.
Ooh! Chris Kattan could do the ads. They'd be in black and white a la "White Diamonds" with closeups on Mr. Peepers' pores! I'm in, Keeblerkahn!!
She's so loaded with botox, I'm surprised she's not completely paralyzed.
They already made face creams, I mean crèmes, out of foreskin and placenta.
when she's wrinkled and sagging and no longer on magazine covers flashing her crotch she'll be singing a different tune
to No. 3 satines_crotch
I think "ginger" is originally a British term, but it has been adopted in North America to refer to redheads. Sometimes it's pronounced with a hard "g" and not a "j".
keebler, that's why i keep a pet monkey in my bathtub.
he does dishes too.