God, I really hope not. Jack Kirby’s Steve Rogers deserves much, much better.

Also, have you ever used a gravity bong? If not, have you ever seen Captain America’s shield? If yes to both, how the hell does your final statement make any sense? The shield’s way too shallow.

How will he even carry a shield with his t rex arms?

the shield will act as his bongo not bong frowny. he needs a very large pot or bucket for the bong.

He needs to get down with some tasty tunes.

Deimos-

That would work. Cord needs lessons in MacGyver-esque bong engineering.

Of course, I just realized I’ve outed myself as both a comics dork and a pothead.

me to frowny. oh well. we can always say the comics and pot weren’t ours, we were just borrowing that house. ;)

Personally, I’m keeping my fingers crossed for the part to go to Philip Seymour Hoffman.

I’ll admit to loving his obsessive relationship with college football, but Matthew would totally de-cool the Downey and Jackson factor of the flick.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

And yes, I just referenced “cool” in the context of a comic book movie. So? ;)