Thanks, Drudge Report

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Despite a reporting embargo on Prince Harry's whereabouts during his four-month deployment, the Drudge Report decided it would be a great idea to reveal that he has been serving on the front lines in Afghanistan.

Out of concern for his safety, officials put Prince Harry on a plane out of Afghanistan, but a Ministry of Defense spokesperson declined to comment on where he was headed. Obvs.

There's a reason the media is asked not to reveal this type of information, as it puts the Prince and the rest of the troops in extreme danger.

But if we were Prince Harry and we wanted out of the whole serving-our-country thing, we would call up the Drudge Report and leak that info faster than you could say "reporting embargo." Voila! Early retirement.

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Feb 29, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 18 Responses
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    No. 1 blah says:

    Fucking douchebags. Harry's got to be upset and a little embarrassed. Its a shame that the Drudge Report doesn't care about what they did. That sort of information getting out affects morale and can breed contempt within Harrys unit…not to mention get them killed.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 8:55 am
    No. 2 chelsea says:

    What a piece of P.R. crap. I'm just like you fools.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 8:55 am
    No. 3 Sugar Incarcerated says:

    When did Harry become the hotter of the princes?

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 9:02 am
    No. 4 maria says:

    Freedom of the press, I guess. Lil Harry was due to come home soon anyways.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 9:34 am
    No. 5 hms says:

    First thing I'd do if I was Harry, is come to the states and pummel the shit out of Drudge.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 9:48 am
    No. 6 deimos says:

    when his brother started lloking like charles sugar. i feel bad for harry, he's wanted to go over there for so long and he finally gets to go and the press blew it for him.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 9:49 am
    No. 7 Sugar Incarcerated says:

    I might consider blowing it for him.

    wink wink nudge nudge

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 9:52 am
    No. 8 deimos says:

    looking*

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 10:00 am
    No. 9 deimos says:

    dream that dream sugar! he is one hot ginger though.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 10:01 am
    No. 10 mae says:

    I think he's always been the hotter of the two. That is of course because his father isn't prince charles. I don't think he wanted out of it either, some people actually still do want to serve their country. Even in this day and age.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    It's just like that song. Or at least it is in my head.

    One, two, princes kneel before you
    (thats what I said, now)
    Princes, princes who adore you
    (just go ahead, now)
    One has diamonds in his pockets
    (that sounds great, now)
    This one, said he wants to buy you lockets
    (aint in his head, now)

    This one, he got a princely racket
    (thats what I said, now)
    Got some big seal upon his jacket
    (aint in his head, now)
    Marry him, your father will condone you
    (how bout that, now)
    Marry me, your father will disown you
    (hell eat his hat, now)

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    No. 12 blah says:

    I've been in the military for 10 years. The whole vibe in Afghanistan is much different than in Iraq. Iraq feels like a cluster fuck because there is so much media, hype, and attention. Afghanistan seems to be the forgotton war (which is a shame because that's the one everyone should be paying attention to). When you are in Afghanistan, you can see that you are truly helping people get food, medical care and help to de-mine mine fields (thanks Russia). It's a whole different world.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    No. 13 blah says:

    This list was sent by one of my friends who is currently there…

    'YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…'

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your rear with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You've uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

    10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    No. 14 YerMom says:

    Yummy, Harry looks more delicious by the day.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    No. 15 Lo says:

    Lay off the cynicism for one moment and cut him some slack. And fuck the Drudge report for being so fucking moronic and dishonourable and breaking the news blackout on his whereabouts.

    Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 5:34 am
    No. 16 blah says:

    I definately think Harry's the hotter of the two. I used to think William was hot, but he is morphing more into his dad every day. I know there is a widely belived rumor that Harry is the product of an affair Diana had.

    Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 8:22 am
    No. 17 chelsea says:

    LO THE GOVERMENT OF GREAT BRITAIN LEAK THAT INFO TO THE PRESS. THAT WAS ALWAYS THE PLAN . IT'S NOTHING BUT PUBLIC RELATION.GOOD WAR, GOOD ROYAL, ONE OF THE COMMON FOLK, WHY NOT GIVE UP YOUR SON TO.YOU CAN BELIVE HE WAS NEVER IN DANGER. NEVER

    Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    No. 18 queencrone says:

    I still think he looks like Napolean Dynamite.

    Posted: Mar 2, 2008 at 2:12 am
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