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Wow, gentleman, is that honestly a barely legal – barelyHayden Panettiere dressed like a little girl in a nightie and playing with stuffed animals? How pedoerotic! And Nabokovesque, thereby banal.

Gross and bromidic: What a pair. And lucky for you, little girls always get crushes on clichéd jerks.

Ask her to prom and then don't go, because you're much too old for that. And you're married. Oh, God, what have you done?


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Nov 21, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 41 Responses
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    No. 1 deimos says:

    she looks really pretty in those pictures. men have always loved barely legal chicks, this is nothing new.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 9:54 am
    No. 2 pp says:

    The Jonas brothers poster in the background is a nice touch. If she had one of Milo then THAT would be too funny.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:04 am
    No. 3 pp says:

    I see Cord got his new word of the day calander. What was the movie/ show where someone switched someones word of the day calender with nonsense words??

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:09 am
    No. 4 ginnipher says:

    that's funny, my best friend in high school went to prom w/her 30+ year old married boy friend.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:14 am
    No. 5 jujubees says:

    Going to the prom with my gay boyfriend seems like the better choice in comparison to married boyfriend.

    She's just missing the heart shaped glasses. I bet Evan Rachel Wood is hoping Marilyn doesn't see this and decide to trade up.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:28 am
    No. 6 lovelee says:

    My older boyfriend told me I already went to Valentine Ball in February without him and since he couldn't make it to prom then I wouldn't go. Bastard!

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:37 am
    No. 7 lovelee says:

    Oh and thanks Cord for assisting with my English I had to google bromidic

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:40 am
    No. 8 james_boston says:

    in case i don't see y'all later, Happy Turkey day hags!!!

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:48 am
    No. 9 deimos says:

    back at you james! happy thanksgiving everyone! this year i'm thankful for cord and the hagi.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:48 am
    No. 10 April says:

    when i was a little girl i did not wear silver highheels and seethrough chifon babydoll nighties with matching undies.

    i wore oversized t-shirts that came past my knees… and maybe flipflops

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:50 am
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    Happy Gobble day, James. I hope you get stuffed.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:50 am
    No. 12 deimos says:

    hehe, i'm sure james will get stuffed. ;)

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:52 am
    No. 13 maria says:

    What are our friends across the pond doing this weekend? Missing us? Wishing we had never met the friendly “Indians”?

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:52 am
    No. 14 April says:

    i think the "indians" are wishing we never met the friendly "indians". i think our friends accross the pound dont give a crap

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:55 am
    No. 15 jujubees says:

    I had rainbows and unicorns. And my aunt actually got me one with an iron on of, Leif Garrett. That's a little creepy.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:55 am
    No. 16 April says:

    i had a nknob t-shit (also i had hot pink NKOB earrubgs)AND matching Donny Walberg doll (talk about creepy… it had a rat tail) i understand

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 10:59 am
    No. 17 jujubees says:

    hahahaa. Can you imagine the meeting on how to fashion Donny's rat tail.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 11:06 am
    No. 18 james_boston says:

    girls, i'm shocked. this is a holiday. a family holiday. of course i'm getting stuffed.

    everyone spending it with family? aside from ju who i know is attending several protests with her american indian cohorts.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 11:38 am
    No. 19 deimos says:

    i'm spending mine with my in-laws. pray that i'll come back alive you guys.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 11:39 am
    No. 20 jujubees says:

    I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE. You all shall feel the wrath of my corn. Or as my people call it, maze. Right up where the pilgrims don't like it.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 11:40 am
    No. 21 janice says:

    You guys have Thanksgiving in the middle of the week? How many days do you get off? Slackers.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 11:40 am
    No. 22 janice says:

    Part B of that question: Can someone mail me some turkey?

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 11:41 am
    No. 23 Mr. T says:

    Happy Thanksgiving and God bless Tiny Tim!

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 11:44 am
    No. 24 deimos says:

    i'm outta here in an hour and i'm not coming back until monday. i love having holidays in the middle of the week. i'd mail you some turkey janice but it doesn't keep well in boxes.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 11:44 am
    No. 25 janice says:

    Thanks for the thought, deimos. I have Thanksgiving-Envy something fierce. I may have to build a turkey out of lunch meat slices.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 11:47 am
    No. 26 deimos says:

    i love thanksgiving, i can eat as much as i want and not feel bad about it.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 11:50 am
    No. 27 janice says:

    Yeah… I'm sitting here with a box of Wheat Thins and a yard full of snow, cursing the fates. Canada is a fickle mistress.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 11:54 am
    No. 28 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I want my daughter to grow up to be a nice, pretty girl when she grows up, but I pray that she doesn't look quite THAT grown up. My hubby and I will never sleep again!

    Happy Turkey day everyone. We'll be at the FILs in the afternoon and the MILs in the evening. Since we're moving in a week there's barely enough room to turn around, let alone host a family dinner. Safe travels to all who are on the road this weekend.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    No. 29 Sugar Magnolia says: Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    No. 30 admittedlyaddicted says:

    and not gain weight deimos…its the blessing of Thanksgiving. Eat what you want, not gain a pound…something about punishment for taking stuff away from the indians - you know, the whole learn your lesson crap. At least that's the story at our house…

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    No. 31 thebeachedwhale says:

    Oh my Lolita! I have only words to play with

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    No. 32 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Juju, I went to the prom with my gay boyfriend too. Straight boys can't dance.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    No. 33 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    I have a house full of guests. I couldn't hardly make it to my computer yesterday. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    No. 34 janice says:

    My gay boyfriend wouldn't go to prom with me because it was… too gay.

    I think he was so deep in the closet he found Narnia.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    No. 35 jujubees says:

    My gay boyfriend was a kick ass dancer. Nobody could touch his cabbage patch. Gonna make you sweat, baby. Sorry, prom flashback.

    Janice, I'm going to have extra turkey in your honor. I will hold up my turkey leg and shout to the heavesns.

    IT'S TURKEY, BITCH.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    No. 36 janice says:

    All I want to do is dance around a turkey, with the plate in my hands singing "Gimme gimme, gimme gimme more".

    Juju, you're a gentleman and a scholar. Thanks for representin'. You should probably also have some extra pie and wine, for your homies.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    No. 37 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    The pogo… that brings back memories.
    My date wore a hot pink bow tie and cumber bun with a black tux with tails. Only a good gay boyfriend would do that for you.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    No. 38 jujubees says:

    I don't have enough hands. Good thing I have my pouch. It will be my pie pouch.

    haaaaaa hot pink bow tie. That just rules. My boyfriend had a teal bow tie and cumber bun. Not green but teeeeeeeeeeal. That's how he pronounced it. Accent on the eeeeeaaaa.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    No. 39 checkyoursources says:

    I looked through Men's Vogue. I think that was in GQ. In fact, I'm certain. She's in their "of the year" thing.

    Posted: Nov 22, 2007 at 12:46 am
    No. 40 megan773 says:

    I find it equally disturbing that these women are more than willing to pose for said pedoerotic pictures.

    Posted: Nov 22, 2007 at 11:06 pm
    No. 41 Andrea says:

    janice I feel you on the box of cereal…I'm in the Czech Republic for the second Thanksgiving in a row!!! I bought a box of Cherrios to keep me company. I"m looking forward to April…back in the states for a couple of weeks and definitely cooking a turkey! We may jsut be the only family that has Thanksgiving 3 times per year. I dated a guy that was really surprised when I invited him in September and then again in January for Thanksgiving.

    Posted: Nov 23, 2007 at 10:06 am
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