Taking a page out of the Linda Hogan playbook and dating someone your child's age is all the rage these days. I don't have a child, so I'm going to just half my age and make some 13 year olds life.

Ew. Sometimes I'm gross. That was a lie. I'm not a pedophile.

If they are keeping it quiet, why do I have to read about it?

Brenda, you are going to make some little boy very happy with your ability to buy beer and rent M rated video games. I see a lot of Grand Theft Auto in your future.

Did she just come out of a coma or something? Why would a young girl like that want to be with a has been like him? Is she after Lindsay?

Good thing. I love killing some ho's and thats the only way I can do it without the long arm of the law holdin me down

that's what you get when you all of the sudden become religious after getting in trouble; god rewards you with a 24 going on 50 year old non-virgin who will marry you and then leave you so they can write a tell all about your daughter.

deimos: I don't think that's fair. She doesn't look a day over 45.

Mommy why do good things happen to bad people?

I'm 27 and she looks way older than me. I call bullshit. He just want's people to THINK he got a gold-diggin' trophy wife. I'm sure she figures since the rest of her parental unit exploited her for money, somewhere she can get a hook in Lindsay.

i she's 24, i'm an embryo