Sometimes we are reminded that celebrities (we use this term loosely) are people, too, and are often fighting the same internal battles as the rest of us — and then Michael Lohan comes along and snaps us out of it. See, Mike's father died last night amid a family feud that's been playing out in the media over the last few days. You'd think the passing of a parent might put life into perspective, but for Michael it just sent him over the edge in his quest to burn ex-wife Dina at the cross. Naturally, he issued a statement to OK! within hours of his father's death:
My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina's attorney. Let's see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral. THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that's par for the course with Dina! She didn't even send a card or visit when he was sick.
Really, there are no words.
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Someone please give him a cup of apple juice and tell him to sit down and shut it.
I think Dina Lohan sucks as a parent, and that she's done some serious damage to her kids. But it's nothing compared to this shithead.
Hey Michael, your dad just died, and I'm really sorry. But why don't you go be a supportive son to your mother, instead of being a famewhoring SOB? After all, that's why your eldest daughter isn't even speaking to you. I know it's warm and cozy in there, but you should probably pull your head out of your ass for a few days.
Interesting how he's made his father's death more about Michael Lohan than anything else. Like, that his father just died.
The man is mentally ill.
This guy makes me sick. What a douche.
What a sad little man.
I want to shake him and be like "What is wrong with you? No, what is wrong with you??
Mr Lohan has just released a statement to Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight and the Boise Idaho Gazette.
"Tonight, I and my soon to be child bride will be dinning at the Olive Garden. I will have the Never Ending Pasta Bowl and as many free bread sticks as I can fit in my face. Erin will have a garden salad, 2 bread sticks and a small water. As of tonight I an boycotting Red Lobster to show my disapproval of my daughters sapphic lifestyle. I have spent many hours in prayer with our Lord Jesus, He has made it clear to me that as long as Lindsey continues to eat red snapper and clam, I can not. One last thing, my ex-wife Dina is a ball busting shrew of a bitch who has single handedly destroyed the lives of our children. I look forward to working with her on the new season of Living Lohan on E so that I mad minster to her about her whorish way. I also ask the the media back off and leave our family alone while we deal with our family problems. It is no ones business but our own. That is all, Christ be with you, except Dina and Sam Ronson."
Use one of those trick hand buzzers just to sweeten the deal, Luz.
Haydn- Don't give him that credit. The mentally ill cannot be blamed for their behavior… This dude can.
Keeblerkahn, I just let everyone in my office know how much I am not working, with the raucous laughing going on at my desk…
That said, seriously it's like he thinks OK magazine is his friend, and he's calling to vent to a confidante. W.T.F?
Obviously, Michael is still in love with Dina.
He's not over her.
When he finally gets over her, he won't talk about her anymore.
Insightful, QC. Now that you say that, they do remind me of those ex-couples who never get over each other, and bitch about each other all the freakin time.
MICHAEL LOHAN YOU ARE ONE OF THE WORST HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH. FUCKING DIE!!!!!
Can we all agree that this person wouldn't be famous if he wasn't given a voice through the media? Can we then stop reporting every-fucking-thing he says so he is forced to shut up and go away? Please? Thank you. Have a nice day.
Also, if his father just died in his arms tonight, it must have been something he said.
I guess as much as I want to rag on him, I feel bad that his father just died. I think both Mike and Dina are horrible parents. They're both to blame for Lindsey being a talent-less hoarse-voiced whore who's confused about her sexuality. I mean this time last year alone, she's slept with at LEAST 76 men… And probably girls also. And now she's in a "relationship" with SamRo who's basically a middle-aged grown ass woman. And look at Ali or whatever the hell it's name is, same shit happening again that happened to the lesbo. They're all fucked up
What Helen said. The more I hear of this man, the more my hatred of Lindsay Lohan turns into pity. I want to give her a hug and help her get the lifetime of counseling that she requires. Seriously, look at her parents. She's doing pretty well considering.
he killed his own father for publicity?
oh that's NOT what happened?