Huckabee suckabee.
::snicker snicker::

The guy is a joke. Just goes to show you that stupid people vote too!

why cord? why? why do you keep posting crap about huckabee? anything i might have done to piss you off i'll take back, just please stop! i can't handle it, it hurts my head.

huckabee no fuckabee or suckabee. I'm 10 years old. heeee heee.

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The truth will set him free…

Juju, give back my juicebox! I'm telling!

All the "suckabees" and "fuckabees" remind me of the scene in I <3 Huckabee's where Naomi Watts calls the store "Fuckabees" repeatedly.

Gays don't won't to marry anyway! They want to be able to have crazy, sex with any piece of meat they see at the trany club. They want gay ass trains and stuff. It's a joke to think gays want to marry, they just want to claim that to piss of the religous. If you would just stay out of politics and quit stirring up the religious right, perhaps we would get a descent prez.

Oh, nospam just knows it's Commie day. Nice last-minute effort to bring on the crazy, nospam. We'll see how it goes for you.

You know they always do that. Right around 4 or so they drag their crazy asses out of bed just to screw with us. I can't compete with that. Not unless I can find a bottle of adderall laying around in the next 15 minutes. Let the crazy begin.

nospam wins the ignorance is bliss award for that hate-filled rant. take a bow nospam. oh, and while you're at it go fuck yourself you bigot.

This picture makes him look like Michael Lohan. It all makes sense now.

Are those sheep on his tie? Hhmmm….something is so subliminal in that

I think nospam is related to denise. We know how we feel about her…

You notice you never see nospam and penis15 posting at the same time? Coincidence????

ps… commies!

So gays like commitment?! Come on!?! You know thats false. Gay sex is all about what feels good. There's no emotional connection with shoving your dick up someone elses ass. It's loveless. Quit trying to pretend its something more than it is.

I keep trying to pretend this guy is a figment of my imagination and does not really exist and Cord insist on smacking me upside the head with cold cruel reality t. (Fingers in ears, eyes closed) I'm not listening and I can't see you LaLaLaLaLaLa!
I wannabee 10 too!

whoever says gays just want to get married to piss off the religious people deserves several swift kicks to the ass followed by being killed in the face.

I didn't realize my vagina was a required vector for love and commitment. Lesbians are so lucky, they must be twice as in love!

Look, it's not good to generalize. Just becuase that's how you do it doesn't mean there aren't people out there who can commit. Hopefully when you get older you'll be able to appreciate being with just one man.

nospam- are you speaking from experience? if not then shut the fuck up and pull your head out of your ass.

oh, how i wish james_boston was here….

Janice, when you talk about your vagina like that, it makes me all nostalgic. remember when I had one of those?

Gays should be allowed to have nagging mother-in-laws from hell and lose half their shit in divorces just like straight people dammit.

Those were the days, juje. Things were simpler back then. Now your razzle-dazzle pouch and pocket with sequined lining and keyless entry puts old-fashioned vaginas to shame. But boy, those sure were simpler.

Why do you want to take part in this religious practice anyway? I'm sure none of you are religious. Having a piece of paper isn't going to make it legitimate.

your new vagina can kick your old vagina's ass juju.

nospam, every single time I've had a dick "shoved up my ass" it's very, very emotional.

That's true. I'm also going to get one of those cool Steven Hawking voice box installed.

So not true nospam. I never miss a Saturday night at the altar of bielzabob. I always wear my finely pressed cape and dance around the fire right before the sacrifice. We can't afford a real chicken but we do stop off at a KFC. Devil worshippers are cheap asses and nobody ever kicks in for the donation plate.

The boneless wings aren't quite as effective juju.

nospam- it's VERY christian of you to pass judgement on others. i'm sure the bible fully endorses acting like you're better than other people because they choose to have a different lifestyle. again, here is your ignorance is bliss award. god must be so embarassed that people like you spread your hate in his name.

We're not that cheap Sug. We can afford a drumstick and they throw in a moist towlette for FREE.

I was thinking the same thing deimos, but I was just going to say that nospam is an idiot.

Excellent point juju… moist towlette will make for easy blood removal from your hands.

Sporks can come in awfully handy too when burying your dead.

you need to use the breast juju, gives the scarifice that extra kick.

my god i almost sounded like martha stewert there for a minute.

chellelee79- idiots who hide behind god are the worst. i promise i'm not usually this bitchy. :)

So, seeeeee. I am religious and I clean up. Plus chicken is biodegradable so I'm also green. Suck on it.

just breathe sugar, it'll be ok.

chellell79- don't let dei fool you. we hags are alwways bitchy.

so then all of paris' romps have been true love?

do you think if we ramble enough that

1. nospam will go away

and

2. Cord will fianlly post commies?

if you go by nospam's logic then yes. pretty stupid right blah?

I'm Suckabee's worst nightmare- I'm religious, I don't hide behind God, and I support gay marriage. I'm definitely my family's worst nightmare.

Hang on a minute, I thought nospam was being outrageously sarcastic. If i'm wrong, then carry on ladies (and gents), but if i'm right, it sounds like the same kind of sarcasm to be found in the right-on facebook group 'gay marriage killed the dinosaurs'. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204465246

I wish I had the commitment level required to be a hag, cause I'm always bitchy. Ah, the joys of being on call 24-7.

I've never been on the facebook. I can barely navigate myspace. I just found this place and figured it out so I stayed. Plus the crazy hags keep me coming back. I fear change. Much like Tom Cruise

chell… Lisa has an e-insturction manual on hagdom rules and regulations I think.

Speaking of hags… where's queencrone?

Commies!!!

- Hey Cord, you started it man. It's not our fault we are all "Britney on Starbucks" for the Commies. Quit being so smart, intelligent and appreciative of our snarky comments (actually dont).

Commies!!!

juju please add me on your myspace… my name here links to mine.

she's all about the instruction manuals, isn't she?

I'm boycotting the Facebook. I don't want people to put my face in their book. I also don't want all those people I've so tactfully ditched since highschool to "face" me.

sweeet. I will. I'm all private and shit, like Le Deux. Only slightly less douchey.

i love you hags.

Lisa is a virtual font of information… don't know what I'd do without her.

juju, add me also.

"like Le Deux". Holy shit juje- You just made me laugh so hard I snorted.

Myspace is the only one I use, and I seem to neglect my friends online as much as real life.

Commies are here hags!!!

gotta run hags! have fun!

all have been granted entrance to my myspace. welcome hags!

I love that we are referring lovingly to each other as "hags".

I just found out something today and this is the only post that I could get away with it…I work with a woman who's retiring from the military (she's 62!) and she went to high school with the president. She said that he was a total stoner tool and only graduated because of his dad's name. I don't know how factual it is, but if it's coming from this woman, it's got to be pretty damn accurate.

You know, I actually called someone a hag out in the real world. It totally slipped. I got the ole stink eye.

I'd believe it blah. I live in the town he grew up in, and everyone here says that. It just reminded me of something… I wonder where Cindy Sheehan is. Bush's childhood home (which is now a museum here) was burned to the ground last week.

I imagine that Cindy Sheehan is in a hippie commune in the hills somehwere. My theory is really only based on the fact that whenever she was on the news I always saw her in tye-dye shirts. Did you get a good look at that woman? Yikes…a face that only a civilization-deprived woolly faced dandelion chasing hippie man could ever hope to love. I know her husband divorced her about a year or so into her whole crazy ass crusade.

If you can get past the facebookiness of it, then the writing in the group is pretty funny and damned incisive. By the way, I'm not trying to make you all check it out, just didn't want you to miss out on something which you may really appreciate because of where its from. (for the record, i'm not a facebook fan either, and i didn't intend to make a big deal out of this.. whoops!)

But what if your on the lamb? I can't afford to be found.

I guess ewe are in trouble! Bwaaa haa hyaa.

I can't believe I missed all this shit. Damn other websites!

That being said, I do have a handbook on Hagdom. I do not, however, sell it. It has to be earned in a secret ceremony and junk. After nominations and hazing. If you study the book real hard and meet requirements we have a candelit ceremony to induct you. It involves Tom-ba ™ and Cheetos.

I secretly heart Cheetos. Unfortunately I'd have to pass if the hazing requires alcohol. My CDL frowns upon it.

Are the sheep on Huckabee's tie a metaphor of his supporters?

I'm thinking so. I think it has something to do with God and a shephard and guiding the flock or something. I think he's trying to hint to us that he will treat us like livestock and just end up sending us to the slaughter house.

I think it is something about Jesus having you by the throat. I could be wrong though…

What's a CDL? Tom-ba ™ is the nectar sent down by Xenu. If you question the transmutation, well, I am sorry, you can never be a Hag.

CDL is Commercial Driver's License.

But I'm okay with transmutation as long as it's not something that shows up on the federally mandated drug testing.

Huckabee did not say that gays weren't born that way. He said he didn't know if gays were born that way. There is a difference. He is not against gays. I imagine, though, he's against the sin they choose to to be involved in. Just like the sin he's involved in and everyone else in this world is involved in.

What sin is it that gays choose to be involved in? Please enlighten.

I'm going to do a special spell for Maggie at my next kfc bucket sacrifice. All hail the dark lord and this lovely original recipe chicken breast.

is there some sort of sin conspiracy going on that i'm not aware of? what is this mysterious sin we are all involved in? i need answers! elvis isn't dead! aliens crashed at area 51! who shot JFK? who?!?

necro-posting FTW! I just wanted to know - where's all the fags if this place is full of hags??? Or is there another variety of hags that I wasn't made aware of? Or is it a stab at Cord?? Cuz he's so unfaggy and all???

Original sin, yo! Or maybe anal? Blowjobs?

Maggie: (Let me preface this by saying I mean "you" in the general sense, but was too lazy to replace it with "one" - as in "one should wash one's hands") If you say, "I don't know if people are born gay," but then demonize what they "choose" to do, you are being disengenous.

How are homosexual couples supposed to be intimate within the confines of marriage if you don't recognize it for them? They're not. How are homosexual couples supposed to be intimate when the only way of being intimate when you demonize it? They're not. The "sin" isn't being homosexual, but acting on the impluse - or at least that is what people say. And there is no way NOT to sin and be in a homosexual relationship.

Saying you don't know if it is inborn, but you denounce the "practice" of homosexuality is like saying I don't know if what you did is a crime, but I will put you in jail for it anyways because you "chose" to do that "action". It is kind of like avoiding mens rea element of a crime, and convicting on actus reus alone(which is a no-no in our legal system).

Which is all fine and good if you come out and say, "being gay is a sin." It is just trickery to say that acting gay is a sin, but being gay isn't. And Huck's reason for saying he doesn't know if you are born that way is threefold: 1) he believes it is a choice, but wants to avoid the hard questions presented by young homosexuals 2) to avoid the hard question as to why God would make people gay and 3) to avoid the hard question of why gay people should have to avoid biological imperitives if heteros don't.

He avoids the question of whether it is inborn or a choice, but then reaches the conclusion that it is wrong because it is a choice. Well to me, that assumes the answer that he thinks homosexuality is inborn. Huck saying he doesn't know is just a facade for his real beliefs. He should just come out and say being gay is a sin - that is clearly what he believes. He is just avoiding the hard questions in order to foist your opinion on the public.

Wow Maggie… Christians really have a dismal view of the world and humankind. I guess deep down inside we are pure evil. Evil I say! Without the saving grace of Lord Jesus Christ Our Saviour. Amen.
I wonder why God made us all so evil (and rumour has it he made us in his image) in the first place that we require someone to redeem us? Seems like a lot of unnecessary work.

Lisa and BBB are breaking the rules by thinking for themselves. That's just not fair. you're supposed to fall in line with the rest of the sheep. Like the ties says.