Ever since Mike Tyson's Punch Out became just Punch Out, Mile Tyson has been dead to me (other than that time he only had enough dough to tattoo half his face–tragic but hilarious). He is, however, very much still alive to most people, especially the cop who pulled him over last night for driving drunk. Plus, according to TMZ, he had cocaine in his car. Well, at least it was probably more interesting for the cop to pull over Mike Tyson than the usual chain of holiday drunks trying to escape their families.

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