Man, I feel old, even though I know who most of these people are. I also wouldn't mind strangling that One Tree Hill dude with his suspenders. Douche.

What do you mean when did Chace Crawford become good looking? I never thought he was ugly.

I agree with you EM, that One Tree Hill guy (can't remember his name) is Douche.

How clever, the beckhams had their wax figures sit in for the duration of the show…

Chase Crawford is too…. Zac Efron-like…

Chad M. Murray is hot. The suspenders? Not so much. But I'll still look at him.

blah you're telling me this annoying kid is having her dancebattle live at this teen thingy? yawn!

Ha ha. I was looking around for blah's comment. Silly cooter.

is it really possible to "ruin" the teen choice awards, though.

At least they were colour coordinating. They dyed Miley's face to match the adjacent stripe in the banner.
And where was Ryan "I WAS BIT BY A SHARK" Seacrest? He must still be recovering.

I still don't see where Chace is good looking.

The younget Beckham boy is just adorable.

Chace isn't great looking, but he is not that bad either.

Why would anybody have even invited Ryan Seacrest? The shark didn't want him, why would they?

No reason, ed. I've just been dying to try out my new nickname for him.

Did she really ruin them? It's not like they were a bastion of integrity in the first place. They knew what they were getting when they let her do her dance team challenge BS.

It's Miley's world, we just live in it.

That there is a face that is saying, "don't you wish I was doing **THIS** in the Leibovitz pic."

Ladies Love Grampa James

Poor Miley, young, pretty, talented. She is going to crash and burn in a HUGE way that will make Brittney's meltdown look normal.

Something about kids that become famous at Disney, especially the girls.

What is this dance called that she's doing in this first picture?

"The Wishbone"?

Good Lord, I hope this doesn't catch on and become a trend.

Well Ed, I agree with you on the young part. Pretty??Talented?? Definitely not 2 words I would associate with this buck toofed hillbilly.

I also agree that when she melts, it's going to be Chernobyl.

fergie should be required to bring josh duhamel with her to EVERYTHING. can we get that in her contract please?

Boy, you hags sure expect a lot from the product of rhyming "achy" with "breaky".

what's with all the old people at the teen awards? It's kind of creepy.

only talent this stupid arrogant buck teeth girl has is taking provocative pictures of herself…. PERIOD… she's over-rated and will soon be tomorrow's britney spears… but hopefully, she dies rather than trying to revive her career…. i HAte this bitch

wow. thank you to kat, #18. and yes, her meltdown is gonna be huge.

Lisa(#1): the only thing her face says to me is "quack"

I think maybe Disney is so tolerant of her stupid stunts because she's the bastard child of Donald Duck. Billy Ray's reward was another 15 minutes and a chance to be a stage dad.

Also, do kids even know who LL Cool J is? And I really hope upon hope that the fuzzy cap in the main photo doesn't catch on.

huh? did i stumble onto an alternate blogosphere?

ed you are mistaken about chace and about miley. i know i'm not the boss of you but my information is correct.

as for lola… that kind of random hatred should be reserved for people who actually did something wrong. try redirecting to cheaters like i do (cough) (chad michael murray) (cough cough)

Yeah, spread 'em baby!

Someone needs to investigate Disney to find out why all their girls turn out this way…

If you guys are personally offended by what the producers of TCA did, please sign this petition asking that they declare ACDC the real winners of the Dance Battle!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/acdcwin/