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For those of you wondering what Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend, Justin Gaston, is like, here's a lovely clip of the underwear model attempting to launch his singing career via YouTube. The problem is, he should never open his mouth. To further prove this point, he starts out the clip with some nonsensical mumblings about how he's in LA and it's cloudy and that's why he's pointing outside and OH DEAR XENU why is this guy allowed on the Internet? Shouldn't he be off somewhere looking pretty?
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He's not that bad as singer but his eyebrows are bushier than Hudgen's slice.
i hate to say it, given that i can be a bit of a snob when it comes to my music tastes, but the puta isn't horrible. does he deserve a lucrative record contract or nation fame (if only for a few moments)? no, and don't even joke about it–'cause it's not funny. which brings me to my next non-point: why am i sharing my opinion on this? i've posted a small number of times here, and it seems i always choose to comment on the most irrelevant happenings. that bong hit i just took might have something to do with it but…it's monday, and i like the herb. suck it.
that is all (my apologies).
it doesn't matter how bushy his eyebrows are, because he has mop bangs…not just for large foreheads anymore.
Yeah… he has a nice voice. I can't diss him too hard. Except for dating Miley.
His high notes don't agree with my cat, who is now hiding under a table.
Hm…
If he shuts up, he can touch me.
I don't know what you're talking about. He has a really good voice. I was expecting to agree with you, (underwear models can be really vapid) but you're just vicious about anything celebrity-related. What I never got about this site - I'll post it once and once only - is, if you hate Hollywood so much, why do you dedicate your entire day to dissing it? Couldn't you do something more positive with your free time? Nobody likes a Debbie Downer.
He's not that bad of a singer. At least he can sing live - ever heard Britney Spears attempt that? THAT will make your cat crazy. This isn't bad at all. And, the guy is hot so who cares what he sounds like.
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In all fairness, if I had 65 people who could help my music career right there in my SO's Blackberry contacts, I might try that route before I turned to a rambly youtube vid like a dork.