Sometimes when organic meets synthetic in the human body, the result can be beautiful (think exquisitely functional prosthetic limbs). But, when organic meets synthetic in the form of silicone and lactation, the result looks so troubling that even the guy who helped fill them with milk can't stop staring.
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Does her husband have an income? Wasn't he a washed up actor when they met?
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Those bowling balls are GI-NORMOUS! No wonder her husband cannot keep his eyes off them! EWWW!
Her boobs are not as bad as her flounder head! ugh.
Yeah, perfect - fake boobs to go along with her fake reality B&B! They never bought it and the guests so far have all been actors - BOGUS! I suggest all boycott it for trying to dupe the viewers - fans or NOT!
What is he drinking? Is that a margarita? It looks yummy and her hair looks like shit, so does her horse face.
Dear Tori,
I know you're trying to draw attention away from that travesty of a face, but you're making it worse.
Love,
Kit
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