It's common procedure that Britney Spears' "relatives" come out of the woodwork with proof that she has always been a mess. This week, it's Uncle Willie who got paid by spoke to The Sun about the train wreck's drug habits.
Good ol' Uncle Willie says that Britney began drinking during her Mickey Mouse Club days (along with the likes of Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera) and started smoking marijuana at the ripe age of 14. By her 18th birthday, she was snorting lines of cocaine and passing out drunk in bars. Uncle Willie even says he got in on the drug action with Britney, but has since gone to rehab for his addictions. He voices concern, but says she has yet to hit rock bottom: "Suicide is the bottom line for Britney."
But here's the best part of the story: He used to go by "Road Kill Willie" because he would cook and eat animals that had been hit by cars. Amazing.
And if there's anyone worth our trust, it's someone that goes by the name of Road Kill Willie.
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This totally reminds me of how grossed out I was by the dinner scene at the pool table in "Beverly Hillbillies".
with family like that it's no wonder she's so fucked up.
Hilarious!!!!
Great stories today, Cord!
deimos - that could be anyone in/from Louisiana…
Cute! Look at him showing off his prized possessions: and RV and some British Knights.
i know eeks, i use to live there. i spend every day trying to foget that place. :)
Is that ACUTALLY a picture of Road Kill Willie? Or is it just a generic "hillbilly" picture?
I think Whitney is giving hags a special day today…since the announcement yesterday.
seriously cooter. whitney knows how to push our buttons. her postings are awesome…i know because all our responses to them have been especially dirty and bitchy. fisting, brad pitt, nude ryan reynolds, discussion on white trash and more fisting. what more can girls ask for?
You're right bj, let the ribaldry continue!
What j_b do you have a problem with white trash?
Are you just pissy because I insulted your man candy?
check out his white athletic shoes. These must be his good pair. They are so clean.
yes and yes.
actually, i find white trash kinda hot. but not the guy above. plus the white side of my family is filled with poor, irish, south boston trash, so there!
the appearance of this guy to profit off brit-brit's misfortune is making her look more and more like anna nicole and her family. and we know how that ended.
oh shit, I forgot about Nate Burkis. He's pretty……and I love him.
I dont believe him….he's just trying to cash in
Whoa! I had British Knights when I was 8 years old. I was hoping my mom would splurge and get me LA Gears, but we couldn't afford them (tear).
Awwww, I had the La Gear, blah. You know, they were kind of awesome. But I feel your pain. I wanted some acid wash guess jeans and all I could buy with my babysitting money was the lesser no name acid wash jeans.
What's the Rican version of white trash? That would be my granparents. My grandma would steal chickens when they lived in France and if my grandpa killed it with his car, it was dinner.
Ohhhh, and the best story EVER!!!! They got the kids a rabbit for Christmas. See where this is going? One day they had fricassee and the same day their rabbit ran away.
One especially festive Thanksgiving just talking about the old days. They started talking about the rabbit and my grandma let it slip, "Oh yeah, he was tasty". Good times, good times, and, TRUE STORY! Sure it sounds crazy but we all had a really good laugh which is what Thanksgiving is all about.
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Seriously juju, rabbit tastes good, especially young ones(6mo-1yr). So, your grandma rocks.
The closest I've ever gotten is, quail. Not even in the same neighborhood but still different than chicken, fish, or, red meat. Pretty much the only 3 I ever eat. Oh, and pig. mmmmm, bacon.
My dad used to take us quail hunting in the southwest desert. We'd get the fortunate task of pulling out all the feathers, my sisters and I would then line them up in rows and pretend they were our babies. Sort of creepy. But true story. Quail eggs are yummy, especially served on toast, sunny side up. The french go ape shit for that sort of thing.
Quail is really good wrapped in bacon. And if you want, marinated in red wine.
Since I have to abstain from tuna salad, taco salad and melons for awhile thanks to peta and pammy.
Good plan. Less veggies and more meat. We once went to eat at this fancy Cuban restraunt. My husband ordered the quail and when they brought it to him he was like, where's the rest? They didn't even give the poor guy any side dishes except for a tablespoon of beans. Bon appetite.