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Heather Mills and Paul McCartney continued to battle in court today over what Mills is owed following the couple’s cantankerous divorce. Reports have suggested Mills hopes to acquire 10 percent of the former Beatle’s fortune, estimated at over $1.5 billion. If Mills is successful, it will be the largest divorce settlement in British history, and everyone will hate her even more than they do already.

But standing between Mills and the fortune is McCartney’s assertion that he made very little money during the couple’s four-year marriage. And then there’s the tales of Mills’ infidelity. According to one alleged lover: “The former model had marathon sex sessions with film editor Tim Steel the night before joining the Beatles legend on a romantic Caribbean Valentine’s holiday…’Most of the time it was multiple orgasms. Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone-her stump. I used to massage one particular sensitive area of it and give her an orgasm!’” We would have paid $150 million to have not read that.

Feb 11, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 6 Responses
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Comments (6)

No. 1 Katie says:

Wow, this site looks like shit. What happened? I mean, it was never the best looking blog on the web, but man-oh-man.

Posted: Feb 11, 2008 at 1:35 pm
No. 2 ilnazhad says:

Don’t like the blue and the purple together? Well, they’re our GANG COLOURS.

Posted: Feb 11, 2008 at 2:18 pm
No. 3 blah says:

Yeah Katie, back up off our shit or we’ll shank you!

Heather Mills is the worst kind of person. It’s only a shame someone doesn’t take that fake leg off of her and beat her to death with it.

What other than child support and possible security for his daughter should Paul provide for her? She has a job and she works. If she doesn’t then she shouldn’t rely on some poor shlep that she finagled into getting her knocked up. My personal opinion is that she planned this pregnancy from the beginning in order to trap him in this way. She just seems like a dirty, gold-digging whore.

Posted: Feb 11, 2008 at 7:03 pm
No. 4 stopthemadness says:

i happen to think this blog is right purty!

(except for the no recent comments bit… ahem!)

Posted: Feb 11, 2008 at 8:18 pm
No. 5 jujubees says:

HOW DARE YOU MADAM. GOOD DAY!

How can you mock our festive xanadu colors. It’s knife time.

Posted: Feb 11, 2008 at 11:04 pm
No. 6 Lisa(#1) says:

When I get pissed, I am going to tell people to “rub my erogenous stump.” That is my new insult.

Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 11:47 am
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