Vegan gold digger Heather Mills won $50 million today in her divorce from third-best Beatle Paul McCartney. $32 million of the settlement will be given to Mills in cash. “I am so, so happy,” she gushed outside the court, so, so unnecessarily.
she should only get half, since she only has one leg.
everybody knows that one legged people don’t need that much money.
it’s a fact, people.
I just LOOKED IT UP and STH is absolutely right.
At least Paul has a leg up on her as far as the media’s concerned.
I heard she made some false allegations.
Oh, that one was a stretch.
i forgot it’s st. patty’s day. we black folk loves us st. patty’s day. gives a chance to take a break from drinking old e, to drink mickey’s malt liquor.
I just hope she will do something honorable with her money. Being a vegan is about sacrificing immediate pleasure to limit the pain of others…
Cord is trying to spark something with the claim that Paul is the “third-best” Beatle…
I think Ringo is the best Beatle too…
She had to say she was “so so happy,” because she left her “happy dance” prosthetic leg at home, and needed to make up for it.
Seriously, y’all! She’s got like 50 fake legs!
How can you forget saint patty’s day mcstop? She who drinks guiness 24/7? Shame on ye lassie.
Why would anyone need 50 fake legs? My grandpa lost his (below the knee as well) in World War Two and I’m pretty sure he only had one spare. But he also never did gold digging happy dances, so maybe one was enough for him.
i told heather that if she didn’t keep the dick out of her mouth it was going to get stuck that way. some people never listen.
Too bad dick will only be a memory for her now, I can’t imagine anyone going near that shrew. I think I figured out why she has 50 fake legs…
she CAN buy a dick now, or a prostectic dick 50 of them one for each leg
I don’t know Snacks, if I were a guy, I could think of about 32 reasons to go near that shrew. ;)
On the reals, though, did’t she also used to be a high-class prostitute? Spitzer’s pro has this to look forward to, I guess.
From the pic it looks like, even with $50 million ,Heather is still up to her old tricks…. selling blow jobs, although it’s Paul who must feel like the real sucker.
I thought it was well known that Paul was the third best Beatle, the number one spot is oft disputed, but I’m pretty sure Paul is #3.
My guy friends have a saying about girls they wouldn’t have sex with, “Dude, I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick”. But you can buy a lot of sex for 32 million.
She posed naked for magazines, pretty much the same thing.
George was the best & most underappreciated Beatle.IMO
And who says that a one-legged whore can’t make it in this world?
omg can you believe she got away with that much… like she worked for any of it what a golddigger