Vegan gold digger Heather Mills won $50 million today in her divorce from third-best Beatle Paul McCartney. $32 million of the settlement will be given to Mills in cash. “I am so, so happy,” she gushed outside the court, so, so unnecessarily.

Mar 17, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 23 Responses
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Comments (23)

No. 1 stopthehagness says:

she should only get half, since she only has one leg.

everybody knows that one legged people don’t need that much money.

it’s a fact, people.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:22 pm
No. 2 McSugar is a wee leprechaun says:

I just LOOKED IT UP and STH is absolutely right.

At least Paul has a leg up on her as far as the media’s concerned.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:27 pm
No. 3 janice says:

I heard she made some false allegations.
Oh, that one was a stretch.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:29 pm
No. 4 stopthehagness says:

nicely played, mcsugar.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:36 pm
No. 5 mcstopthemadness says:

i forgot it’s st. patty’s day. we black folk loves us st. patty’s day. gives a chance to take a break from drinking old e, to drink mickey’s malt liquor.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:37 pm
No. 6 ilnazhad says:

I just hope she will do something honorable with her money. Being a vegan is about sacrificing immediate pleasure to limit the pain of others…
PS
Cord is trying to spark something with the claim that Paul is the “third-best” Beatle…

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:40 pm
No. 7 SnackySmores says:

I think Ringo is the best Beatle too…

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:46 pm
No. 8 Lisa O'(#1) says:

She had to say she was “so so happy,” because she left her “happy dance” prosthetic leg at home, and needed to make up for it.

Seriously, y’all! She’s got like 50 fake legs!

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:53 pm
No. 9 McSugar is a wee leprechaun says:

How can you forget saint patty’s day mcstop? She who drinks guiness 24/7? Shame on ye lassie.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 12:58 pm
No. 10 SnackySmores says:

Why would anyone need 50 fake legs? My grandpa lost his (below the knee as well) in World War Two and I’m pretty sure he only had one spare. But he also never did gold digging happy dances, so maybe one was enough for him.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 1:02 pm
No. 11 Ruby Jackson says:

Funny, Janice!

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 1:19 pm
No. 12 deimos says:

i told heather that if she didn’t keep the dick out of her mouth it was going to get stuck that way. some people never listen.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 1:21 pm
No. 13 SnackySmores says:

Too bad dick will only be a memory for her now, I can’t imagine anyone going near that shrew. I think I figured out why she has 50 fake legs…

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 1:38 pm
No. 14 chelsea says:

she CAN buy a dick now, or a prostectic dick 50 of them one for each leg

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 1:50 pm
No. 15 mcstopthemadness says:

oh snap, snacky.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 1:54 pm
No. 16 Lisa O'(#1) says:

I don’t know Snacks, if I were a guy, I could think of about 32 reasons to go near that shrew. ;)

On the reals, though, did’t she also used to be a high-class prostitute? Spitzer’s pro has this to look forward to, I guess.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:06 pm
No. 17 Billy says:

From the pic it looks like, even with $50 million ,Heather is still up to her old tricks…. selling blow jobs, although it’s Paul who must feel like the real sucker.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:06 pm
No. 18 maria says:

I thought it was well known that Paul was the third best Beatle, the number one spot is oft disputed, but I’m pretty sure Paul is #3.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:07 pm
No. 19 SnackySmores says:

My guy friends have a saying about girls they wouldn’t have sex with, “Dude, I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick”. But you can buy a lot of sex for 32 million.
She posed naked for magazines, pretty much the same thing.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:14 pm
No. 20 pp says:

George was the best & most underappreciated Beatle.IMO

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:39 pm
No. 21 blah says:

And who says that a one-legged whore can’t make it in this world?

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:20 pm
No. 22 kelly says:

omg can you believe she got away with that much… like she worked for any of it what a golddigger

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 6:53 pm
No. 23 Mr. T says:

Glad Paul got her out of his life.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 9:19 am
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