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Having just lost one of its most famous irritating blonds, Cameron Diaz, to Manhattan, perhaps Los Angeles believed its reputation as a mecca of blind fools was flagging. It would have been wrong, because here comes another miserable blond to fill Diaz's Manolos:
Heather Mills is keen to start a new life in Los Angeles - despite overwhelming evidence that America is not keen on her. Heather, speaking after appearing as a judge at the Miss USA pageant in Las Vegas, said: "In England, people don't like me. "But I'm going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully. I love England but everything that has happened makes me realise I'll be better off in the States." Bizarrely, her comments came after she was booed and heckled by the Vegas crowd.
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No thanks. We have enough crazy bitches here and a few imported ones as well.
Maybe she'll end up peddling shit on QVC or something. She won't be doing anything mainstream.
She should reconsider — look what happened to Lennon and the a majority of the US actually liked him.
Why can't she just disappear into obscurity? I'll bet nobody would bother her if she would just go about her life without drawing attention to herself.
I hate to say it, but if she peddled fake legs on QVC I would probably buy one. I could use it as a planter or something.
48 mil? Buy an island, get a boy toy and go live on it!
I'l take 5 Camerons over a Heather Mills any day of the week (but then I again, I LOVE CamCam).
I'd turn it into a lamp with a fishnet stocking and heels. I've always wanted one of those.
Lisa, or you could make a lamp out of one and label it "Fragile".
England hates her because she spoke truth to Beatle Power - God, it must be lonely being the ONLY person on Earth who has got it right.
For those of you who think this loser has any claim to validity read the court transcripts. She is barking mad, pathologically and unreasonably angry and an attention seeking fruitloop. The judge in the case called it correctly. It has *nothing* to do with 'Beatle power', it has to do with Ms. Mills behavior…