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Having just lost one of its most famous irritating blonds, Cameron Diaz, to Manhattan, perhaps Los Angeles believed its reputation as a mecca of blind fools was flagging. It would have been wrong, because here comes another miserable blond to fill Diaz’s Manolos:

Heather Mills is keen to start a new life in Los Angeles - despite overwhelming evidence that America is not keen on her. Heather, speaking after appearing as a judge at the Miss USA pageant in Las Vegas, said: “In England, people don’t like me. “But I’m going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully. I love England but everything that has happened makes me realise I’ll be better off in the States.” Bizarrely, her comments came after she was booed and heckled by the Vegas crowd.

Apr 14, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 11 Responses
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Comments (11)

No. 1 jujubees says:

No thanks. We have enough crazy bitches here and a few imported ones as well.

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 2:10 pm
No. 2 Alice says:

Maybe she’ll end up peddling shit on QVC or something. She won’t be doing anything mainstream.

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm
No. 3 Dewellah says:

She should reconsider — look what happened to Lennon and the a majority of the US actually liked him.

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm
No. 4 Run-DMS says:

Why can’t she just disappear into obscurity? I’ll bet nobody would bother her if she would just go about her life without drawing attention to herself.

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 2:28 pm
No. 5 Lisa (#1) says:

I hate to say it, but if she peddled fake legs on QVC I would probably buy one. I could use it as a planter or something.

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 2:31 pm
No. 6 gayledi says:

48 mil? Buy an island, get a boy toy and go live on it!

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 2:34 pm
No. 7 sexyback says:

I’l take 5 Camerons over a Heather Mills any day of the week (but then I again, I LOVE CamCam).

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 3:29 pm
No. 8 jujubees says:

I’d turn it into a lamp with a fishnet stocking and heels. I’ve always wanted one of those.

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 3:42 pm
No. 9 blah says:

Lisa, or you could make a lamp out of one and label it “Fragile”.

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 9:05 pm
No. 10 jbonz says:

England hates her because she spoke truth to Beatle Power - God, it must be lonely being the ONLY person on Earth who has got it right.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 10:26 am
No. 11 Suz says:

For those of you who think this loser has any claim to validity read the court transcripts. She is barking mad, pathologically and unreasonably angry and an attention seeking fruitloop. The judge in the case called it correctly. It has *nothing* to do with ‘Beatle power’, it has to do with Ms. Mills behavior…

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 3:46 am
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