He Said, She Said

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In light of recent allegations of abuse, Verne Troyer's ex, Ranae Shrider, is turning the tables and claiming it was the other way around. Her rep (yes, this loser has a rep) issued a statement filled with some not-so-nice words:

This lawsuit is ridiculous and riddled with lie upon lie from Verne Troyer and his camp. It is in our opinion a transparent attempt to secure as much publicity as he can from his less than average career in the wake of his most recent failure in The Love Guru.

The only abuse that ever occurred in their household was that of emotional abuse inflicted upon Ranae and her dog Lacy on the occasions when he hit Ranae and her dog with his 'reaching sticks' or kicked them when having one of his drunken rages.

Oh, please. You mean to tell us that a six-foot-tall woman can't defend herself against a little person who isn't even half her size? We smell a publicity whore.

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Aug 1, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 12 Responses
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  • Comments (12)

    No. 1 deimos says:

    stranger things have happened…bush has been the president for 8 years.

    Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    No. 2 Keeblerkahn says:

    I'm pretty sure I need some ‘reaching sticks’. You know for those time when I don't want to move but can't reach the remote.

    Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    No. 3 mae says:

    keebler, i like the way you think.

    Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    No. 4 Be Adequite says:

    Reaching sticks….holy crap my love and disturbing obsession of/for midgets (pocket monsters) has just reached a new level…That's farking awesome…thanks for this Whitney!!!!!

    Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    No. 5 blah says:

    Aw…. and Ew.

    Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    No. 6 queencrone says:

    What is up with Gary Coleman, and now, Verne Troyer?

    Napolean was dynamite too, I hear.

    Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    No. 7 lava says:

    ok so after the first swipe why didn't she just speed walk away, or down some stairs, or up a hill. seriously he can't be that quick

    Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    No. 8 surlygirl says:

    lava,

    o.k., I was thinking the same thing…I mean, how hard can it be to escape someone who is 2 ft, 8" tall?!? Hell, climb onto a kitchen counter!

    Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    No. 9 Hip-Hop says:

    Troyer is the Mini MAn!!!

    Posted: Aug 2, 2008 at 12:57 am
    No. 10 Leslie B says:

    Lower centre of gravity makes them nimble.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2008 at 8:17 am
    No. 11 sar says:

    Reaching sticks don't work. They're like, pincers on the end of a stick.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    No. 12 Nadine says:

    Do you really have to read any further than the headline?

    Posted: Aug 4, 2008 at 8:40 am
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