
I never thought I'd say this, and I'm probably alone here, but I've grown a soft spot in my heart for Verne Troyer. He seems to be getting the raw end of the deal with this disgusting sex tape scandal, and to add insult to injury, he's still sharing a house with his ex-girlfriend who sold the tape to TMZ in the first place.
'She's still in the house,' Troyer said, noting that he’s taking legal action to force her out, but their situation 'makes it even harder, to, you know, not strangle her.' According to the actor, his brunette ex has been taunting him. 'I saw her when I left today, and she was calling me names and stuff…so I can't get away from it,' he said, choking back tears.
Troyer said friends, family and attorney are helping him pull through the mess, but that the embarrassment 'has already started affecting [work opportunities].'
But the real "aww" factor came into play when Verne shared my favorite Heath Ledger on-set story to date.
Troyer insisted that despite sleeplessness, Ledger was still 'upbeat' about his work on Parnassus — playful even, as Troyer recalls the last time he and Ledger were together: On the cast’s final night of shooting before they departed London for hiatus, the pair shot a scene at a bar where paparazzi loomed out front. Ledger made his way into the crowd unseen to tease the shutterbugs.
'Heath snuck his way out into the crowd without anybody noticing and came right up next to one of the photographers and asked him, "Who are you trying to shoot? Who are you trying to get?"'
The photog said he wanted a snap of Ledger, to which Ledger responded, 'Oh, really? That’s cool,' according to Troyer. By the time the pap could realize it was Heath himself, the actor had disappeared.
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Shouldn't Troyer being giving this lady high fives for proving that he is capable of sexing? I never knew he had it in him…
that evil witch CUNT! Cute ledger story.
She calls him names? Bitch!!
Ok, so now I kinda feel sorry for him too.
Buck up little camper, the sun will come out tomorrow.
Keebler… that was amazing. :)
Thank you Kate, but in truth I can't take credit for that phrase. A few years back I was going through a really hard time and a friend told me that and it made me laugh. It's stuck with me all this time.
I might need to borrow that myself! i laughed out loud!
"I wish I knew how to quit YouTube"
You're making me uncomfortable, Whitney. Stop it.
Whitney, you're not alone. Poor Verne. The little bastard already has enough stuff working against him, and then this dumb trollop goes and releases a sex tape, while still living in his house. Who does that?!
When they have arguments, she probably puts her hand on his forehead and keeps him at arm's length while he does the windmill trying to smack her. She's just plain mean and I don't like her one bit.
"it makes it harder, to, you know, not strangle her."
I am mad at myself for picturing this and laughing.
Plus, she could always hang him up on a wall hook and leave him dangling there, Helen.
It must be hard going through life always on the lookout for big dogs.