Poor Verne Troyer. The actor and newest Hollywood sex tape star has been through the ringer lately thanks to his famewhoring ex-girlfriend, who has opened her mouth yet again. The rep for Ranae Shrider starts by insulting Mini Me's financial situation, saying he can't pay his taxes "because he is paying his lawyer hundreds of thousands of dollars to file ridiculous lawsuits." Also? Verne is "a small-minded, vindictive, heartbroken, desperate and trivial celebrity." Harsh, but coming from a small-minded, vindictive, heartbroken, desperate and trivial wannabe celebrity is almost laughable.
But the final punch came with this lovely statement: "Ms. Shrider would still like to thank Mr. Troyer for the 'lasting' gifts he has imparted her with." Uh, OK? What the hell does that mean?
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oh, god - she's pregnant.
herpes is also known as a lasting gift.
STD's?
Oh, I am so cynical. It's probably a nice pearl necklace and some earings.
Lets all join hands and pray to Christ, or whoever you feel comfortable praying to, that it's an STD and not a baby.
It's probably nothing. She can't imply he has a small dick because everyone knows he does, so when in doubt play the STD card.
Although it would be funny if they ended up an Maury.
"Mini-Me…you are NOT the father."
i would kill to see that episode of maury keebler…trust.
When I look at this picture, for some reason, I want to go out to my garden.
I also feel the need to call Captain Kirk and see if he can't find me a better hotel/airline fare.
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STDs, the gifts that keep on giving.
I bet it was implants… that was just a snide way to throw another dig at the lil' guy. she's a twat.
@qc
gnome!
wuddo i win?
Mini-Herpes?
lava, you nailed it. :-)
so disturbing
Uh oh. Qc is on a roll. Look out Keebler of commieville. :)
dare I say, QC, you're so sassy.. and you
don't even like commies
don't even like commies
don't even like commies
As long as it's treatable with penicillin, then she's fine.
Oh sprout,
I LOVE the commies
I LIVE for Mondays
I FEEL on top of the world.
No matter who wins. :-)
Sprout, do you also look like Zooey Deschanelelelselel?
I thought you said "oh sprout" like "oh shit." "Oh sprout" may replace my "oh cock." At least, while I volunteer at the daycare and the hospital.
It's "wringer". Through the wringer. A device with two hard rubber rollers which work together to forceably expel water from clothing (although they don't technically "wring" which is the expelling of water from fabric by twisting).
Lisa #1 - I actually had to 'google' Ms Zooey, call an impromptu meeting in my cubicle & have my co-workers debate. If Zooey ate a cupcake every now & then and had a few tattoos.. then yes, I sure do.
A taste for tossed salad.