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We are of the school of thought that any celebrity sex tape made public is usually the doing of said celebrity, and this time is no different: Verne Troyer, also lovingly referred to as Mini Me, has leaked an X-rated video shot with his ex-girlfriend. Kevin Blatt, sex tape distributor to the stars, is peddling the tape for $100,000, which is $100,000 too much.
As a lovely preview of the tape, please direct your attention to the left. And then feel free to throw up your breakfast. (Image has since been removed.)
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ACK, my eyes, MY EYES. I'm suing everyone at Mollygood Jossip for this. I decided to treat myself to an egg mc muffin this morning. I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANTED THAT MCMUFFIN.
And now I can't even look at it. I need to go shower in bleach and scrub really hard. Then I'm going to boil my eyes and hope we can ever forget this happened. Sometimes making love is not such a beautiful thing.
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT!!!!!
O.M.G. what is that thing???
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. What the hell is up with that screen cap? Is he part reptilian?
Thinks I would rather watch than a mini me sex tape. Rosie O Donnell and Barber Walters wrestle in a vat of cottage cheese. Mario Lopez doing Shakespeare. The Tony awards. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Did you just write Breakin 2; Electric Boogaloo. That was the movie my gay boyfriend and I loved. He was a lovely boy from Boston. Now I'm getting veklempt.
do NOT besmirch the good name of breakin'2: electric boogaloo.
KEEBLER!? i thought we had something.
i do so love the headline, whitney. i do NOT love the screen cap. is that a little penis sticking out of his mouth? or one of them there viennese sausages?
just.
ew.
Whenever I hear about a movie sequel my mind automatically tacks Electric Boogaloo on the end of it.
For the love of god STM, I pray it's a viennese sausages.
Is that what they mean when they say "getting your freak on"(off)
i managed to hold my left hand over the screen while i read
i'm all up for little people having sex as long as i don't have to watch it.
does he have to stand up in bed to have sex?
OMG, keebler, you must be my other half. I do that too.Titanic 2, electric boogaloo. That movie should have been made.
I was waiting for the Passion of the Christ 2 electric boogaloo. It could have been about how Jesus had to dance to save the rec center.
I jest STM, I jest. We All know breakin’2: electric boogaloo was screwed out of the Oscar that year by Amadeus.
keebler, you continue to be my favorite.
i always tack electric boogaloo onto everything as well.
passion of the christ 2 electric boogaloo. isn't that the one where he lifts mary magdalene out of the ghetto by her bootstraps?
i think the original title was "The Redemption of the Whore."
oh, i'm so going to hell. it's hot in here.
I prefer Salome 2, Electric Boogaloo. Feeling guilty she enters a dance off to collect funds to reattach John the Baptists head.
Lol JuJU. Head reattachment was pretty pricey back in olden times. Salome is going to need a dance training montage to pull that off.