Starlet mug shots. The gift that keeps on giving.

If only Britney had gotten one. The year would have been complete.

Does anyone know how many "famous" people have been arrested for DUI's this year? We should do a count! All these dopes need to hire drivers or just stay at home.

I know. this is pathetic!

Obviously, having "fame" is not a substitute for "brains", although they do rhyme.

There is no one cooler than Mr T … however "fame" and "brains" don't rhyme

She is nothing without Cisco to guard and supply her like Greasy bear and the Hiltons.

I bet when she was arrested she had a flaming case of camel toe. She always does. Let the vag breathe, Mischa/Marrisa.

Is this the M.O. for getting back in the public eye? Whatever happened to things, like, ohhhh I dunnoooo…working?

I truly think she did this on purpose to not only feel relevant, but included.

She was def trying to feel included cause getting drunk and driving these days is the way to get famous. Free publicity always a plus and that is the best way to get it.

I bet if everyone was taking it up the ass to become famous she would do that too.

How does it work? Do you call the police on yourself or does your publicist do it? I need to get a publicist and turn my ass in. Let's all go get drunk and famous.