Mischa Barton is featured on the cover of Nylon magazine's August issue for reasons unbeknownst to us. The actress is no longer relevant in any way, shape or form, and to top it all off, she's delusional. Regarding her DUI arrest in December of last year, Mischa says that was a "low point" in her life: "I never, ever would have thought I would be arrested. I was disappointed because it associated me with a group of girls that I would rather not be associated with."

If you didn't want to be associated with that certain group of girls (we're assuming she means Nicole and Lindsay), then why not just refrain from that behavior in the first place? Oh, right, that's too easy.