But You Knew That

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Today, the New York Daily News presented at length an upcoming book called The Confidante: Condoleezza Rice and the Creation of the Bush Legacy. And while its tactful title initially leads one to believe the work could be pertinent – maybe even smart – the words from its pages paint a different, Dice Clay-ian picture. Take, for example, this yarn about a Stanford professor demonstrating for some friends how taut Condi's ass is:

Wanting to show his partner how firm Rice's behind was, Blacker postulated that if he aimed a quarter at her butt, it would bounce right off like a rocket.

"He was right," says Kessler. "[Rice] didn't realize what he had done until everyone was laughing hysterically. She was flattered and proud."

Hear that? She wanted it. Awesome, Professor Date Rape! And how about this:

And while Bush sometimes introduces her as "the most powerful woman in the history of the world," he also considers her "like my sister." Thus, at a briefing, he skipped over the gory details of the rape and torture committed by Saddam Hussein's sons, explaining: "I didn't want to say [those things] in front of Condi."

Major rule of top-level politics: Even when dealing with arguably the most powerful woman in the world, one must remember that the key word is still "woman" (tight-assed woman!), and thus one can't let facts and information get in the way of antiquated social graces—wouldn't want to worry her pretty li'l head.

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Aug 29, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 62 Responses
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    No. 1 lale says:

    A smart woman knows her place. Condi didn't get where she is by busting balls. Well maybe some, but she knew when to be a lady and take it, too.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 10:14 am
    No. 2 scooter butt says:

    and anita hill weeps as she plunges the knife into her clarence thomas voodoo
    doll. look how far we've come

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 10:25 am
    No. 3 scooter butt says:

    "a smart woman knows her place." does a smart man know his? this isn't 1890

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 10:29 am
    No. 4 April says:

    i think a lady ever takes it.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 10:31 am
    No. 5 April says:

    she just lays back and thinks of empire.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 10:33 am
    No. 6 April says:

    *i don't think

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 10:34 am
    No. 7 lale says:

    Scooter Butt, I am a smart woman and I do know my place. Seriously, if you don't know when to shut up and let a man take over, chaos will ensue. I don't think there's an intelligent woman out there who can argue with that.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 10:44 am
    No. 8 Be Adequite says:

    Wow I'm not in the mood to argue with idiots today so gonna let that one slide…

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 11:23 am
    No. 9 Courtney says:

    I've been sitting here for about ten minutes trying to come up with a response to that, but I can't. I'm speechless. And my eyebrows hurt from scrunched in disgust for so long.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 11:39 am
    No. 10 Courtney says:

    And by scrunched I meant "being scrunched." I can't even type. I should get a man in to do it for me.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 11:40 am
    No. 11 scooter butt says:

    i'm smarter. kind'a looks like chaos has already ensued with the men in charge doesn't it? but if you want to subscribe to the Paris Hilton School of Female Empowerment go ahead. Just lay back and look pretty and make sure they get good pics. And there's only one reason why you're allowed to open your mouth . Open wide!

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 11:42 am
    No. 12 Kitchy says:

    Fuck this, I'm just gonna have a double shot.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 11:51 am
    No. 13 desertbloom says:

    I think what lale is trying very poorly to say is that Ms. Rice knows when to make a scene and when to shut up because she is in politics and sometimes you kiss ass, when you'd rather kick ass, whether you are female or not.
    Having said that, I think this story is pretty much made up or at the least the facts are grossly distorted.
    Not that I don't think misogyny is rampant in the Bush administration.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    No. 14 April says:

    desert, i think you are right in a. what you say, and b. what you think lale means. becuase the fact is there are some jobs you need to learn to keep your mouth shut, but gender has nothing to do with it. it is true, loose lips sink ships, for both men and women.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    No. 15 Be Adequite says:

    While I wish that's what lale was saying, because I tend to agree with that particular statement, I don't think that's what she's implying at all. But what do I know, "I'm just a girl" la la la

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    No. 16 April says:

    desert, i think you are right in a. what you say, and b. what you think lale means. becuase the fact is there are some jobs you need to learn to keep your mouth shut, but gender has nothing to do with it. it is true, loose lips sink ships, for both men and women.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    No. 17 deimos says:

    i need to get my ass back in the kitchen and make some fucking dinner. ;)

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    No. 18 Courtney says:

    Guys, let's leave lale alone, she's probably just on her period. You know how women get when they're going through their lady-disease.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    No. 19 sar says:

    Well.. then a list of the things President Bush felt were inappropriate to say in front of Condi would probably be helpful right about now. "What is our strategy for this war? "Ohh let's not talk about war, sugartits. You got any change on you? …Do you want some? HEY-OH!"

    I once had two guys at work literally hi-five above my head, with the phrase "Wouldn't you like to tap that?" WTF, gentlemen?

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    No. 20 deimos says:

    i don't think it's so much that condi "knows her place" i think condi just knows how to take a joke. personally, i don't think i would have been too offended if my co-workers bounced a quater off my ass, but then again i'm not very easily offended. i would definetly punch the co-worker that did it in the arm or something but i would probably laugh it off after that.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    No. 21 sar says:

    OK but Condi is likely the only woman in most of the meetings she goes to. (Possibly the only non-WASP). That kind of behavior is not meant to build respect for a woman, it's a power play meant to build a Boys Club for the majority. It's mildly tolerable when you're at a bar - you can walk away from most jerks. But the workplace is supposed to function on equality, ambition, the skill of someone's work. So it's essentially an unprovoked attack on credbility in that particular environment - it can obliterate an ethos that a woman has worked hard to build for herself.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    No. 22 Cait says:

    Desert and April are right on the money. There is a time and a place to make a scene, but discretion and a closed mouth in a crowded room is always the better part of valor. That has nothing to do with gender, but with wisely choosing the time/place for the subsequent confrontation.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    No. 23 Frowny McBeard says:

    OK, I don't really think a discussion about gender and a smart woman knowing her place should have anything to do with talking about the Secretary of State. Which she is, above and beyond her sex. We're in a bad place if the President feels she's qualified to deal with foreign leaders but wants to spare her "womanly sensibilities." If it's true, she really needs to man up.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    No. 24 deimos says:

    i see what you're saying sar. my work place is really small and most of the people here are family so we're really laid back. i don't think the white house staff should do shit like that but if condi doesn't have a problem with it i find it really hard to be offended for her.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    No. 25 Be Adequite says:

    For me it would depend on who's saying what, doing what, in front of whom. I might "make a scene" (ie, stand up for myself), I might just let it go. It would all depend I guess.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    No. 26 deimos says:

    yeah, BeA i'm with you on that.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    No. 27 janice says:

    I hope if Hilary becomes president she makes all the male interns wear leopard print thongs, and rub baby oil on their abdomens. And then she can spare them the details of economic policy, because we all know how men are with money.

    But seriously… Hill, if you're reading this, think thong.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    No. 28 sar says:

    I hear you deimos. I think it's great that Condi didn't react angrily - there would have been no end to the media speculation about the whole thing. I guess my knee jerk reaction is to think Condi knows what I learned the hard way - that sexual harassment policies aren't there to protect you, they are there to protect the company. I feel like her reaction was a strategic move. It's possible that she just wasn't offended… still, I hope she was.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    No. 29 jujubees says:

    I would like to say that I really wish a quarter would bounce off my ass but it may just get lost in the crack.

    I am with BeA. I have a feeling these guys would not take to kindly to be called out on their dickheadedness.

    I hope she secretly spits in their coffee or something equally nasty. Even if she publicly came forward these guys can pretty much get away with anything so it wouldn't do her much good. I really do hope she handles it in some way.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    No. 30 deimos says:

    it would be better if she put ex-lax in their coffee. i'd sit there and laugh all day watching those pigs run to bathroom with a horrified look on their faces.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    No. 31 Cait says:

    Better yet, Visine in the coffee works every time.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 2:47 pm
    No. 32 jujubees says:

    Who's sensitive now dick heads.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    No. 33 April says:

    janice as much as i freakin' love that idea i hope she doesn't do it. She needs to treat everyone equal and set the example.

    But god damn do i love that idea.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 3:00 pm
    No. 34 April says:

    BeA I do agree for the time and the place, but i gotta say, the story above is the time and place to kick ass. So it upsets me that this sounds like she went the kiss ass route.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    No. 35 Cait says:

    Condi is very proud of her physique. She's one tough lady - remember, she went through her exercise routine on national television. I'm pretty sure she could break Dubya with her pinkie.

    On that note, guess whose presidential motorcade delayed our work commute this morning?

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    No. 36 April says:

    ps deimos and jujubees - kitchen slave girls would piss in thier master's wives coffees, soups ect as thier only way of getting back at them (becuase indoor slaves had it way worse than outdoor slaves). You're comments made me think of that…

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    No. 37 jujubees says:

    Good for them. I know it's not mature but some people deserve some piss in their coffee.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    No. 38 Be Adequite says:

    April- I agree. I probably would have said something not very nice and unladylike. That's probably why I'm not Secretary of Anything and Condi is!

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    No. 39 April says:

    im secretary of my office… lol

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    No. 40 Be Adequite says:

    I'd like to consider myself Queen of Everything but even I question that sometimes

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    No. 41 lale says:

    Jesus Christ, who are you people? Hilary Clinton? Why can women have babies? Because we're supposed to stay home and take care of them. Why are men stronger, taller and usually smarter than women? Because they're supposed to earn money to take care of their families. It's pretty cut and dry.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    No. 42 jujubees says:

    My husband say's I'm the boss of everything. He may be trying to throw me off so he can meet with Travolta.

    I wouldn't be a good boss either. Today some neighbor left a note about water conservation on my door with tape. They put some lame post it note on top.

    Dear, Neighbor

    Watering your lawn at 2 pm isn't, blah, blah, blah, blah.

    I don't remember the rest as my brain was near exploding.

    My husband turns those bastards on, not me. But I got pissed anyway. I put the paper on my walkway and turned the sprinklers on, AGAIN.

    And then right after it started raining. It was a sign to me that God thinks I'm the boss too and he pissed on the neihbors post it not. True story.

    This had nothing to do with Condi but clearly I'm a bitter vengeful bitch and should not be the president of other humans or chia pets.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    No. 43 Be Adequite says:

    Woman or not, I'd definitely put Visine in Lale's Tom-ba.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    No. 44 Be Adequite says:

    In fact, I'd probably take a shit in your coffee, too.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    No. 45 lale says:

    Good Lord, ladies! Don't you know me by now, at least a little? I was just trying to help Cord get some posts. I think Condi should tweak her nips before meetings, just to drive the men wild. The only "place" for a chick, in my now-hated opinion, is wherever the hell she wants to be. I've experienced too much cronyism in the corporate world to ever agree with the Good Old Boys Club. So please take back the defiled Tom-ba juice and let's have a friendly Diet Coke, yeah?

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    No. 46 Be Adequite says:

    Ugh lale you're confusing me today. My sarcasm radar is off, it needs adjusting. Tweak tweak

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    No. 47 sar says:

    I wasn't sure if lale was serious either - it didn't seem like her!

    i was gonna make a joke about moe green here, but i can't remember what the hell it was he said 45 times. something about perez? nevermind.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:03 pm
    No. 48 jujubees says:

    Radars have off days too. Take a look at some Gyllenhal pictures and tell me how you feel.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    No. 49 lale says:

    Whew! I just felt cheeky this morning and wasn't going to be around the computer, so I figured I'd put it out there. I'm gonna have to get a thicker skin, I guess. Can't stand for my fellow posters to threaten me with virtual shit coffee!

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    No. 50 Be Adequite says:

    Oh dear moe, our time with you was brief. If Rachel is there tell her I said HELLO and that she and Tiger are WACKADOODLES

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    No. 51 sar says:

    JAKE IS NOT A HOMO! GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFOER YOU GO TALKING ABUOT PEPLE!

    Ahem. Sorry. I just wanted to try it.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    No. 52 Cait says:

    Man, my chasm of sar has been greatly reduced today by all of this work crap.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    No. 53 Be Adequite says:

    UR JSUT JELOUS CUZ PARIS IS THE BESTEST. SHE ROCKS AND YALL SUCK MAYJAH BIG TIME BALE!!! PEREZ HILTON IS THE COOLEST FATSO 4-EVA

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    No. 54 Be Adequite says:

    Sorry to copy you Sar, my radar's back on now thanks to you

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    No. 55 Courtney says:

    I'm glad everything's worked out okay. How about we all have some General Foods International Coffee?

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    No. 56 jujubees says:

    I say we all go over to Perez's site and clog his comments section. It's time to do some good in the world.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    No. 57 blah says:

    Oh, he "works" out of a coffee shop no? we can all shit in his coffee.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    No. 58 evil twin says:

    Oh my word, you all had me scared shitless. I thought it was curtains for lale, and I really like here. I got her sarcasm right off, and I kept waiting for her to turn up and clear it up. Whew… From now on, I am punctuating ALL sarcasm with smilies. I don't want any shit in my coffee.

    I can't go on these all day sales calls anymore. All hell breaks loose and I can't get to put in my two cents.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 6:36 pm
    No. 59 evil twin says:

    Oh my word, you all had me scared shitless. I thought it was curtains for lale, and I really like her. I got her sarcasm right off, and I kept waiting for her to turn up and clear it up. Whew… From now on, I am punctuating ALL sarcasm with smilies. I don't want any shit in my coffee.

    I can't go on these all day sales calls anymore. All hell breaks loose and I can't get to put in my two cents.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 6:36 pm
    No. 60 evil twin says:

    FUCKING DAMN DOUBLEPOSTS. Hmmmph.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 6:37 pm
    No. 61 lale says:

    Thanks, evil, for believing in me!

    I would do a winky smiley face, but then you'd think I was being sarcastic, which I am NOT.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 8:00 pm
    No. 62 evil twin says:

    No problem. I wouldn't ever let anyone shit in your Tom-ba…

    You are a lady and a scholar.

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 8:19 pm
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