Miss J, the fashionable double-threat to both the black and gay communities, has opened up his big, glossy mouth and spilled what could be a major spoiler for all the Next Top Model fans. The winner, lisped J to Page Six, is "extremely religious." Let's hope this isn't a red herring, because someone accustomed to being told "God hates gays" and "your husband gets to rule you" will probably prove to be less of lippy quibbler than, say, an agnostic, when told fix her fat ass.
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I don't care what you say, I love me Miss J.
who the hell is this person? i guess this is what i get for not watching anything but heroes…
Miss J. Alexander, former model, and is now a runway coach/judge on America's Next Top Model. He has better legs than any man, woman, or vegetable in the whole world.
i see. i can't watch that show, tyra's ferocity gives me nightmares. ;)
It's one of my favorite shows. Last week, Tyra climbed up on the judges' table on all fours and simulated a (her words) "kitty cat wax." How can you not love that?
lol. i watched her talk show once when i was home sick, tyra's got a screw loose for sure.
Oh, I watch that too, the reruns at night, then I watch Ellen and go blissfully to sleep.
It's ANTM, night, I love this shirt. Is this from the vag mart clown collection?
lol
Mila seems like the best candidate for "extremely religious" - unless Barbie is its own religion.
Miss J was out of control last season with those ruffles..one for every week someone got voted off…by the end he looked like a giant multi-colored koosh ball
And I'm not taking the bait and responding to the God-talk on this one. Plus as a Christian I do have an awful hard time thinking for myself.
And the season before that didn't he have some weird brooch that got bigger as girls were kicked off? He looked like a giant sunflower.
It's ANTM night, juju. We can recap again tomorrow. Yay!
Hooolllllaaaa. Let the bitch fights begin and the models too.
And yummy Nigel Barker. He is a noted fashion photographer, did you know that?
Yes, he's got my note. I was very sad there was no Nigel last week. There were way too many wax faces without him there to balance it all out with the hotness.
Poor Mr. Jay. I wish he'd stop Mysticking already. And the bleaching.
He's like a burnt albino orange.
My favorite part of the show is all the conflicting advice. Those poor bitches don't know if they're coming or going.
"I need to see more personality, Bre. Where is that spark?"
"Brittany, your personality is just too big. You need to tone it down."
It sends their brains into automatic shut down.
LOL evil… Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker is a noted fashion photographer, you say??
And they really do give horribly inconsistent advice. My favorite is "you are relying on pretty" when the shot is too perfect but they don't want to approve of it for whatever reason.
I think we know what that reson is. There's only one true model on that set. Don't anybody forget it. I saw some of Nigels, noted, photography. His pictures were featured in, Fredricks of Hollywood catalogue, so I've heard.
i love that catalog. i shop and shop, and never buy anything. it's some kind of compulsion.
I think this is the psot I stearted to get tipsy. I worked at ea Fredrekis when I was a teen tillm y mom made me quit. Dues would always come in and say things liek, your about my girlefriends sizde, can you try this on? Yeah, ok, perv. I was only 16.
gross juju! that's seriously out of line! i worked at victoria's secret and I never ever got anything like that!