Listen, pal, I know she's a 10, and I know you loved her in Sin City. I also know that looks aren't everything and that, despite what TV will tell you, guys like you can score girls like her. But, if you're so nervous your neurons stop firing when she touches your hand and you proceed with the "I forgot what I was going to say" face, you take yourself so far out of the game you're not even in the stadium. She'll be on the way to In-N-Out and you'll be the lonely guy in the dogs t-shirt.
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Before we make fun of him, should we make sure he's not, you know, mentally challenged? Because he's kind of looking like that to me…
I agree. I didn't get the caption becuase I was thinking it should be about RD posing with the handicapped.
Sexyback, I was going to say the same thing. I don't want to make fun of him!
But Rosario looks like she's about to say "No, no sweetie . . . you can touch the car, but you can't touch me."
If he perceives himself as having no mental defects, he's certainly been insulted now, commenters. Good job.
I will NEVER understand the attraction of Rosario. I don't get it.
She's NOT a 10. She's not even a 2. She gets a 1 for the same reason you automatically get a 400 on the SATs just for showing up and signing your name on the paper. That's right; a 1 for showing up at Hollywood events and signing autographs.
I don't think she is the hottest thing in the world, but i do however think she looked really good in the run down.
Again, Kitchy, I am with you on this one…meh.
IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HE IS LOOKING AT HER! SHESH!
It looks like a million shots were flying off and he was looking BEHIND her and someone tried making this picture into something. His eyes are looking beyond and behind!
thats not a handicapable person…
its Joel Michaely. He was in "But I'm a Cheerleader."
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0584575/
look at more pictures its definately him
That guy's 'tarded. It's okay to make fun of him, though, 'cause he probably won't be able to reach this site on the computer at his group home.
Sweet iron-on decal on the shirt, there.
It's an extremely strange pose; I have no idea what it is going on.
If you look at the pictures of him on IMDB you'll see he has quite a collection of sweet iron-on decal T-shirts.
Hee.
Kitchy says:
I will NEVER understand the attraction of Rosario. I don't get it.
The one I don't get is Jessica Alba. Big Zero.
JOEL MICHEALY, WANNA BE ACTOR AND PROFESSIONAL STAR FUCKER!!!! OH MY GOD HOW AMAZING THAT EVERYONE HERE THOUGHT HE WAS A RETARDED GUY!!!!!
I HATE THIS GUY, HE SHOULD BE ON "TO CATCH A PREDATOR"
That is definitely Joel Michaely from"rules of attraction" and "cant hardly wait">>>he always seems adorable and sweet and quirky. not a flattering photo though. poor guy. is he holding on to a car door?
I love this headline.