As New York watches its Lower East Side, homeless junkie population gradually dwindle, it’s also seeing its Lower East Side, wealthy slummer population grow. Are the two reciprocal? Perhaps, but don’t go thinking that rich addicts aren’t also crawling all over the LES and messing up the inverse correlation. Look out hep cats, here comes the Olsen twins:

Lower East Side pub crawlers, who tend to hop from bar to bar on skateboard, were a little surprised to see two black Escalades roll up to Orchard Street dive bar Sweet Paradise at 2 a.m. Sunday. Passing up standard hot spots, Mary-Kate Olsen and her posse slummed it up with some die-hard hipsters.

Reportedly, asked by a bystander which Olsen sister was inside, someone replied, “I think it was the fat one.”