Slum Village

As New York watches its Lower East Side, homeless junkie population gradually dwindle, it’s also seeing its Lower East Side, wealthy slummer population grow. Are the two reciprocal? Perhaps, but don’t go thinking that rich addicts aren’t also crawling all over the LES and messing up the inverse correlation. Look out hep cats, here comes the Olsen twins:

Lower East Side pub crawlers, who tend to hop from bar to bar on skateboard, were a little surprised to see two black Escalades roll up to Orchard Street dive bar Sweet Paradise at 2 a.m. Sunday. Passing up standard hot spots, Mary-Kate Olsen and her posse slummed it up with some die-hard hipsters.

Reportedly, asked by a bystander which Olsen sister was inside, someone replied, “I think it was the fat one.”

Mar 26, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 9 Responses
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Comments (9)

No. 1 jujubees says:

Trolls invading your town next.

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 9:41 am
No. 2 citce says:

lol want to live like the common people lol TWATS!!!

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 12:05 pm
No. 3 peppermintgum says:

I want to live like common people
I want to do whatever common people do
I want to sleep with common people
I want to sleep with common people like you

oh pulp how i miss you

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 1:08 pm
No. 4 stephanie says:

you people are fucking rediculous. being worth a shit load of money has nothing to do with who or where you hang out at/with. stop being twats let the poor girl hang out wherever the hell she wants. just because she’s succesful doesnt mean she’s too good for the norm

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 5:56 pm
No. 5 rosie says:

the fat one?!

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 6:32 pm
No. 6 Simon Scowl says:

She’s just trying to get over her breakup with Will Arnett.

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 10:29 pm
No. 7 jmeen says:

go away

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 10:42 pm
No. 8 Nadia says:

Hahaha! The fat one! That is so wrong

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 11:14 pm
No. 9 Spike says:

LOLOLOL!!!!! The fat one!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!!

Posted: Mar 27, 2008 at 12:19 am
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