Vegan't Stand This Guy
Bald raver and teamonger Moby, who once bragged to us in a restroom that, save for one egg, he's been vegan for 22 years, reveals in the new issue of Spin magazine that he used to date Natalie Portman. He then claims that that relationship is part of the reason he's universally loathed.
"I guess in some people's eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I'm certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it's made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath…You don't date Luke Skywalker's mom and not have them hate your guts."
It's not just nerds, Baldo. Thanks for ruining Natalie Portman.
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Moby is the reason I will never be a vegan.
Ew, I think I like Natalie Portman a little less now.
Natalie is and always has been one of those girls that I really want to be friends with. I just think she's cool. And good for her for going for a an unconventional dude.
Wouldn't people have to know about it in order to hold it against him?
Moby, I don't hate you because you violated Luke and Leia's mom. I hate you because you're an overrated, arrogant, self-righteous ass.
he (moby) could be right.
perhaps that is why "hot rod" tanked. samberg and portman were
dating prior to the release.
nonetheless, richard hall is still a douche extraordinaire.
I just love the way fat albert is staring at the cake in that picture. It begs to be captioned
I'd never particularly liked Moby. Then I read somewhere that dude hands out calling cards to women he meets out at clubs and shizz - inscribed with something like, "I really want to fuck you." That did it for me. I guess even lovely Natalie is subject to the occasional wolf in vegan-hipster's clothing. Stars! They're just like us!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBYYYY!!! **shakes fist**
And, if the creepy vegan is to be believed, how crass (and self-promoting) to talk about it, especially when she never has. Clearly, I'm not the only one who'd never heard of this unfortunate coupling.
Er, he's a bit of a wad, but I do like some of his music. Play is a great album.
ohmygosh, I never saw the fat Albert connection until now. Brilliant!
People have told me I look like Natalie Portman, and I've never slept with Moby - Cord, you can crush on me! Perfect solution.
And, A to A, I also have always thought Natalie could be a very cool bird to hang out with. Shoulda gone to Harvard…
Not becoming a vegan because Moby is one is like cheating on your wife because Hitler didn't.
PS Yeah, yeah.. Hitler analogies are cliche, but they are the easiest to comprehend
(Oh, I'm not equating the sin of cheating and eating meat.. Eating meat is a convention. I just think they are both unethical.)
Scarlet is dressed like a potato-bag!?!?
Never dressed in a flatering way… strange…
il - I only said that because I can't stand that guy. It's like saying, I will never smile with my eyes because Tyra insists that her lemmings do it.
I know that's what you meant… I just didn't know you were kidding. I've got to work on my radar.
Hitler didn't have a wife.
"Eva Anna Paula Braun (February 6, 1912 � April 30, 1945) was the longtime companion (and ultimately, wife for a night and a day) of Adolf Hitler…
…Hitler finally married her during the early hours of 29th April 1945, in the F�rhrerbunker in Berlin, and they commited suicide together on the following day. She died by a cyanide pill as Hitler shot himself."
Ah, a real-life Romeo and Juliet… =)
Wow, this lack of Recent Comments has made me waste way too much time on Mollygood… I think I'm going to have to start timing myself again.