Oh, she is such white trash, anyways.
I agree - she is totally hypocritical. Especially by being a model and supporting all this image shit and fashion and facial symmetry, etc, then saying we should all just love who we are. Fuck her.

Her, FIERCE!, is all in the weave. Without the weave she's powerless.

Some of my friends wear their natural hair, and straighten that, and some don't, and some…(the horror!!) do wear a weave. It's just like coloring or perming what you do have. Hair is really an accessory.

Plus we all know Baby TyTy is bald as hell, and she can not pull that off.

She doesn't want to look like, Vivica. I hear you, Tyra, me either.

Twenty years ago, I would have cut off my left pinky toe to look like Vivica. Now, not so much.

Now I'd cut my toe off to keep my bangs. Plus she's scary looking with all the botox. I need to send my friend some Vivica pictures. Don't let this be you, Joker. I love her and her expresionless face.

I agree with eeks! Ty is a fake bitch,both out and in. Remember those "fake fat" tabloid pics? She just had to go on her show(after puking for 2 weeks),and PROVE that she wasn't "FAT"! Spare us the drama-AND THE WEAVE!!!!!!

Tyra Banks=love, you can't deny it, hard as you try.

Want to see Tyra without a weave or wig (or boobs)? Check out John Singleton's (really over the top terrible film ) "Higher Learning". It's like an ABC afterschool special on steroids. But I digress. Anyway, Jujubees is right, without the weave she has no power (not that her current "power", is real).

I saw that movie. I'm not sure it was, after school special, worthy. It's good if you have insomnia.

Don't get mad at Tyra for being able to go from Day to Night so easily. Her day look "I'm 163! SO WHAT!" is very popular and so is her night look, "You're 110! You obviously don't care about yourself!"

ghostgirl, thanks.
Remember how she had to "prove" her boobs were real? Like she was all in fake tears and fake upset because her breasts "SUPPOSEDLY" looked too good to be real? OMFG, the TRAUMA this rich bitch went through. Geeze. She fucking VALIDATES Montag's poor-assed self-perception, literally. And claims she's "pro-woman". What a joke. I hate this bullshit spice girl "empowering implants" brand of feminism. It's so NOT.
Ug. Hurling.

What is EATING her BOOB?!

i wanna weave!

Well, who's wopping wou, weave, weave!

I'm halfway to drunk and I bleme, Hillarey for relying on pretty too much. Na na na.

juju that's adorable. come back when you're totally tanked and comment on LCD.

I have a questin? Were we just drinking premiere week or all weeks, burp. This sis so wrong. Gossip girl is the worst show ever! Why dont they cancel it already?

What was up with Mis J's hair. I like the other do much betere. That whole sentence is wrong, ignore and proceed.

http://quissumfashion.blogspot.com

Oh, juju, I heart you, I really heart you.

My daughter turned to me, and said, "Why does Miss J. look like a boy tonight? I like his hair better the other way."

I was so scared my girl Ebony was going home tonight. Thank heaven she dodged the bullet, but I don't think it should have been Mila, either.

I was pissed that one marshmallow face made it into the house at all? There were at least three other girls I thought should have been on that cruise ship before her.

Sidenote: I think the no-smoking thing is just to make the girls cranky and up the drama. I can't wait!

It totally is. I made sure I went outside and smoked at every commericial break just because.

And you know the ones who quit are going to get "fat." Ha ha ha ha. Drama squared!

Water, I need more water. I think I'm going to take up smoking so I can taut them. Even thought they can't see me through my tv.

I was surpised she got sent home too. That's what you get for relying on pretty. But let's just say it, she's not all there. I think when they were talking to her she was thinking of puppies. That's sweet.

I did not like Ebony the first week but once Tyra told her to stop being such a bitch, she did a total 180! She is very pretty, I cant decide who I think will win it yet. When is the makeover show? That one is always my favorite. I love watching them cry when they chop of all their hair.

Regarding Miss J's hair, didn't he look like homegirl, Ambreal? Also, that girl Heather…my roomates and I started calling her Gollum in the first show because of her slumpy shoulders but then we found out she had aspergers. So we realized we're most certainly going to hell in a wicker handbasket, and continued to refer to her as Gollum, but in a far more loving tone.

I heart Lisa, primarily because she's a stripper and a rabble rouser. She's not afraid to grind and fight, which makes for prime ANTM. Plus she looks like one of the hot witches from Roald Dahl's movie "The Witches".

I also predict that they're going to send Sarah home because they "don't see where she'll fit in, in the real world of modelling". Maybe after go-sees.

I wish they hadn't sent Mila home. But I'm not sure Mila really realised she was there in the first place… too busy thinking about puppies. Maybe it's for the best.

I also heart Gollum, cause she makes me feel like a smooth operator. Is that wrong?

I wonder how long Heather will stick around? I admit her picture was stunning, but I don't understand how all the girls gush about how gorgoeous she is without makeup- I don't see it. I think they're trying to make themselves sound sincere. ha. But I am looking forwar to see her furture pictures. I really like Chantal. I hope they give her dark hair. Or fix her yellow to a normal shade of blonde.

I missed it. Mila went home? I'm shocked they didn't keep her for crazy-points ratings.

What did I miss??

I was thinking the same thing about the crazy-points! When it was down to her and Ebony it felt like it defied the logic of ANTM.

Top Model has gone green. We're now über-eco friendly. Green bus, no smoking. The first shoot was them looking in the mirror while smoking- looking at their decrepit reflection. Most of them looked better "uglified." I did get a kick out of the mock panel elimination the girls did. And Lisa and Bianca (I think?) got in a fight about Lisa being a stipper. I agree with Heather, they gave me a headache. Bianca really need to go.

Sar, you basically didn't miss too much. There was a photo-shoot featuring the ravages of smoking, some trip to Old Navy, lost of posing, preliminary catfighting, Heather talking about her Aspergers (roughly 20 minutes, if you add up all the scenes devoted to it), and Miss J's real hair.

Holy crap. OLD NAVY???

Thanks a ton for the recaps. I like to know what we're shunning. Smoking - OUT. Asperger's - IN. Body Dysmorphic Disorder - STILL IN.

Old Navy is in? Graaaayyyyyt. I hate shopping there, I can't keep up with her fierceness.

leave tyra alone she is rockin that outfit and her hair is tight yall need to get a life plus to me tyra is a hero

lord, why are you reviving this dead thread? denise15 alert!!!!