What an interesting week at MollyGood. Not only was the site aesthetic revamped but we've also learned that Paris Hilton may actually—for possibly the first time in her life—be forced to face consequences. What's the world coming to? As there was so much Paris coverage this week, I've decided to compose a poem with comments solely about her. Cheers, all.
Wonky eye ablaze
The Hanoi Hilton heiress, real life not simple.
Think of having to look at her.
To me, it just seems absurd.
Traffic violations to murder, another petition against Paris.
Can I get an “a-FUCKING-men!!”
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Happy Mother's Day, Kathy Hilton. You must be so proud.
You said it, Evil Twin. Actually, I look at Kathy Hilton as being an "enabler" to Paris' BAD BEHAVIOR! Shame on Kathy for being such a PERMISSIVE mother.
God I love this song. I feel so dirty.