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As I've quickly learned, MollyGood readers are a pretty vocal bunch. Whether they're praising Chad Lowe's sex appeal, virulently bashing me or being hypocritically critical and calling a bigot a "stupid, violent nigger" (great, right?), everyone's saying something, and proving that I definitely can't please all of the people all of the time. Here's the best of the bunch from my very first week:

barb says: Molly left Mollygood…and Cord is her replacement here as of Monday. Feel free to treat him like shit and make him jump through hoops until he wins you over.

Rachel says: This website has been crap since Molly moved to PopSugar.

Suzie says: Your photo is so smug and annoying. Jesus Christ.

princess says: LOL cord you rock!!

mla says: So far me likey! You've made me laugh out loud several times - excellent!

Wren says: …Cord, thanks for taking over. I like the way you write.

Will says: My predictions for Kevin [Federline's] downward spiral, in rhyme form:
A new Kevin in '07
Kevin's great in '08
I swear I'm fine in '09
Tryin' to pay the rent in twenty-ten
Not lookin' good for Kevin in two-thousand-eleven
Twenty-twelve is gonna be hell
Just tryin' to keep clean in twenty-thirteen
Sellin' some crack to make green in twenty-fourteen

Angela says: The kid's name is James Brown Jr. and he is 50% less black than his father. He'll be rich.

Kelly says: As a Canadian I would just like to say…Fuck you.

I should mention, I refuse to censor the comments. Feel free to say what you think. But, can we try to not call people "stupid niggers" and "pole smokin' fags?" I don't think that's too much to ask. Have a nice weekend. I hope to hear from you next week.

Cheers,

Cord

Jan 20, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 32 Responses
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  • Comments (32)

    No. 1 dana says:

    people said that shit?? whats wrong with people. yes molly was fabbbbbbbbulous, but i think you're doing just fine. tell people to suck a weiner.

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    No. 2 theoriginalbitch says:

    Molly, since this is your site and its reflective of YOU, you should reconsider your decision not to censor.

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    No. 3 NARC says:

    STRONGLY, VEHEMENTLY AGREE WITH THE ABOVE.

    AS THE SELECTED EXCERPTS OF YOUR MAIL SHOW - UGLY, STUPID, IGNORANT AND MALICIOUS PEOPLE ABOUND.

    THINKING PEOPLE WILL FLEE.

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    No. 4 celia says:

    Welcome Cord. I like how you deal with the haters!!!

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    No. 5 tina says:

    well i say welcome cord! people don't like change but in time they'll come around or leave there choice, but i'm here to stay, i have no idea wether that is good or bad for you!lol Your doing a fine job so far, see ya monday!

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    No. 6 Danaleri says:

    Okay, it's true. I didn't like you or your postings, but after this post your starting to win me over (not that that means shit to you…but this blog has been my favorite soap opera for a long time). I have been watching your postings and I like that you're actually reading and commenting on what we write. Hell I almost stuck up for you in one of the earlier posts (questioning your manhood–pushups–and ends up hes a she), but I figure you got the keystrokes to take em all down.

    We don't hate you–We just like dishing out shit–Welcome to the club!

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    No. 7 Danaleri says:

    I hate when ppl leave more than one post…BUT I HAVE TO:

    Big improvement on weekend posting……..proves your listening…That's it I'm a fan…hey start a Molly or Cord poll..I'll vote for you! (I'm so fickle, sorry Miss Molly)

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    No. 8 kat says:

    Have a GREAT weekend, Cord. You had me stop in more than once a day to check in on the blog. Get your R & R and get ready for more "dish" from all us readers!

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    No. 9 Jaime the Canadian says:

    I must admit I was pretty upset Molly left, however the first day you had me just as hooked. Your FANTASTIC! I liked that you introduced yourself. Even more impressive is you found the one person in Canada with out a sense of humour! A double well done for you Cord.

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    No. 10 hannah says:

    people are annoying. and you're definitely just as good as molly was. different but just as good. don't let the dumb people keep you down!

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    No. 11 Molly says:

    Keep up the good work, Cord. Soon enough they won't even remember my name (wink).

    M

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    No. 12 mel says:

    When will pictures of Britney Spears go away from pop culture? She is not a sight I like to see.

    I like your posts Cord. You seem thoughtful and intelligent. Just don't get into bashing women's appearances and I'll keep reading.

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    No. 13 Kate says:

    I think you're doing a great job. I honestly didn't expect you to fill Molly's shoes so capably, and have been pleasantly surprised. You can't please everyone, but I will definitely still be visiting Mollygood every day.

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    No. 14 LRod says:

    You rock. Don't listen to those loooooosssseeeerrrrrrs!

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 7:24 pm
    No. 15 kate says:

    so far, I think you have been doing a real good job. I love the manson diss about being a spoiled rich kid. Lately he has been acting like the things he says he hates. You fit perfect for this website. The others can be obnixious and dimwitted. YOu actually write complete sentences! Thank you! But seriously dude, did you really need to post comments to get the sympathy card that some people don't like you. Who gives a shit! They won already by you publishing their immature critiques. This is celebrity gossip people not fuckin' politics! The site has been bookmarked since Molly and it will stay that way. Thanks Cord!

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 7:26 pm
    No. 16 Megan says:

    Cord, I think you are funny, sharp and an excellent writer. Plus I think your picture makes you look hot. People hand out crap all the time! You can handle it!

    I think on Valentine's Day, you should do this same post but with all the Cord Love posts. It will be good for your morale.

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    No. 17 Megan says:

    Sometimes in my head I refer to you as "Man Molly". Just so you know. But I think you are rad.

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    No. 18 Aly says:

    I think that you're fabulous Cord! Like the others, I was upset as well that Molly left - but I love your sense of humor and have quickly become a fan! :) Keep up the good work.

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    No. 19 Serenity says:

    Well, I think ur hot ;)

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 9:19 pm
    No. 20 moi says:

    Cord, I still visit this site every day and I must say I'm growing quite fond of you. Just keep keepin' me up on gossip that's all I ask!

    Posted: Jan 20, 2007 at 11:13 pm
    No. 21 angela says:

    This picture looks like Whoopi Goldberg in white-face.

    Posted: Jan 21, 2007 at 12:25 am
    No. 22 derek says:

    I will definitely continue to read you; you're making really thoughtful commentaries about pop culture. emo + smarts + able to listen to your readers.

    Posted: Jan 21, 2007 at 7:44 am
    No. 23 lexi says:

    are you the same, large cord that is/was best buddies with landon?

    Posted: Jan 21, 2007 at 7:53 am
    No. 24 Alisa says:

    Angela, I thought that was Whoopi Goldberg in white face, LOL

    Posted: Jan 21, 2007 at 8:13 am
    No. 25 Shasta says:

    Some people can really be ignorant cows, no? And I'm not just referring to Britney.

    Posted: Jan 21, 2007 at 10:38 am
    No. 26 arieschic says:

    Hey Cord! I'm going to keep reading, loved the site when molly ran it and still love it now! But, just wondering, are you going to be changing the "I'm Molly, and I'm splaying celebrities from A- to D-List." in the right hand, top corner?

    Posted: Jan 21, 2007 at 11:50 am
    No. 27 Kitchy says:

    Yeah, I was disappointed to see Molly leave. But it took me all of one day to realize that as great as she was (and is), you fill her shoes nicely and bring something to it of your own as well.

    I love the decision not to censor. Censoring sucks.

    And the big question is: Do you have your own myspace? ;)

    Posted: Jan 21, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    No. 28 Linda says:

    I visit your site every day (even with Molly gone) because I like your sense of humour. I think you're doing a great job! I generally don't read the comments and now I'm glad I don't.
    I can't believe the amount of hate and stupidity people are eager to spew. I hope you reconsider censoring the racist, homophobic garbage. It *is* your blog and there are some thing that really don't deserve to see the light of day.

    Posted: Jan 21, 2007 at 1:59 pm
    No. 29 Annabelle says:

    Cord, I love you but I masturbate to Molly. Sorry.

    Cheers.

    Posted: Jan 21, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    No. 30 Cait says:

    Hola, Cord -

    No worries - I still read MollyGood daily, because while your writing style is different than Molly's, you're still quirky, thoughtful, and caustically funny, albeit with a heart (wait, does that even make sense?).

    Keep it up, yo.
    Cait

    Posted: Jan 22, 2007 at 11:45 am
    No. 31 Justin-dumped-Cameron says:

    Cord, thank you so much for using my post as a reference!!! You've made my day. Cheers, much love, and happy gossip!!! Bahhahahahahahaaa

    Posted: Jan 22, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    No. 32 Anonymous says:

    generalization accordance Holland glasses disclaim,biting proletariat … Thanks!!!

    Posted: Mar 10, 2007 at 10:20 am
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