The assault on my childhood continues! First, twas the Smurfs, then Fraggle Rock, now those Hollywood bastards are planning a remake of The Monster Squad, one of the greatest B-movies to skateboard out of the 80s.
…Rob Cohen, director of Universal's upcoming The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor … revealed some interesting news about Fred Dekker's classic '87 movie. Cohen [says] that Paramount Pictures has acquired the remake rights to Monster Squad, which followed a group of kids hunting down Dracula and his minions who are attempting to take over the world. Cohen also reveals that he is planning to produce the remake, but does not intend on directing.
I swear to God, if Zac Efron gets his hair product anywhere near this freakin' probable abomination, I will write a very discourteous letter to whomever is in charge.
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I think I moved straight from Goonies to Tales from the Crypt/Twilight Zone/Elm Street and somehow missed this movie.
Netflixing right now…
I bet the wolfman won't have nards anymore. Damn PC bullshit.
my shattered heart is now a fine dust.
it was initially shattered when news of remaking the Thundercats cartoon would reimagine them all as tweens in a rock band.
IDRIS ELBA AS PANTHRO OR I WALK, SUCKAS!!
sorry Cord, that shit has got Zac Efron's hair product smudged all over it.
I guess I should dust off my "Stephen King Rules" tee shirt now…
Wow, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who remembers "Wolfman's got NARDS!"
laughing at "a very discourteous letter."
OMG Cord, I likkety love you, I used to watch that movie al the time..forgot about it until now..I take your Zac Efron and raise you a Haylie Duff.