These United States
Put-together victim Heidi Montag appeared on the Late Show last evening, where David Letterman subtly mocked her life for about five minutes. Pretty boring, save for when Heidi says her knavish puppetmaster, Spencer Pratt, is a "hustler" and predicts the outcome of November's presidential election. Heidi says John McCain is going to win, and then she and Spencer will go to barbecues at the White House.
Click through for video. And stay tuned to the very end for a shot of Pratt staring menacingly at a camera in the green room, hands clasped as if he's attempting to subside rage.
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ugh. ugh. and ugh. there are zero words to expel the 'yuck' factor every time i see this hobag open her mouth, much less in the blogs via her fame-whore posed paparazzi photos.
Is she from Texas? That's some texas hair right there.
Does she ever have a genuine expression on her horse-face? Blech.
She looks like Barbie.
Spencer is a "money making media mogul." And they dare say Heidi's delusional…
What the fuck is she wearing. Head to toe. What the hell is that?!
no. 6 you're funny. seriously, what is THAT?
I'd like to barbecue her brain on the white house lawn.
I actually don't think she's THAT bad. She is only 21 years old, and I don't think it's fair to completely trash her on the internet. There are worse people out there, Paris Hilton for example.
Is Spencer her stylist? because then a lot of things would make a lot of sense.
Everything I've ever thought about myself has been thrown into upheaval. I thought I was a peace-loving hippie. Nope.
I WANT THESE PEOPLE TO DIE. BLOODY, PAINFUL DEATHS.
She speaks like a gotdamned 12 year old, and she looks like a tramp in that hideous nightie. Everything she says has total bitch undertones and her face is butt ugly. I hope she gets run over by a bus. I mean, can she say like one more time?! She needs to stop acting like she's so fucking smart because she comes off like a moron who's full of herself. If she was even halfway attractive, she might get away with it, but we all know she's just an overly made-up turd in hooker heels.
She is the second coming of Tori Spelling!!!
How dare she demean professional wrestlers, I'm sure they're much smarter than the fucking cast of The Hills. If only their show had them wailing on each other, possibly with metal chairs/trash cans/GUNS, I'd tune in.
The end is nigh, when they decide to reproduce they will create the anti-Christ. Just you wait.
damnit, cord! i had a clever post all worked out– something about "whhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiitney" should now be "whiiiiiiiiiiiiinnny" because homegirl's face looks like a horse. not whitney's. heidi's. whitney's face is most assuredly not horselike.
so, yeah. i guess i lied when i said "i had a clever post all worked out."
nevertheless…
*shakes fist*
stm is my favourite ever,
*shakes fist too*