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Such wonderful fallout from that dumbass attack ad that likened Barack Obama to Paris Hilton, making a laughingstock out of the McCain campaign while also infuriating Hilton's family, major Republican donors.

As we told you yesterday, Paris' father, Rick, is a big McCain donor and not pleased that his daughter was made a mockery of by the Arizona senator. But today comes news that the rage doesn't end with Daddy Hilton, because William Barron Hilton, Paris' grandfather, is a freakin' GOP whale, having given $18,000 directly to McCain and $35,000 to the National Republican Senatorial Committee over the past couple years.

Apparently pissed to discover that money won't ever prevent his family from being a goddamn joke, WB was reportedly on the phone all day yesterday screaming at the McCain people. We imagine his whining went something like, "I mean, shit, can't a millionaire buy a decent political favor anymore?"

Aug 1, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 6 Responses
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Comments (6)

No. 1 Keeblerkahn says:

The Republican party probably doesn't care that Rick Hilton is pissed at them, but I bet they shit themselves over William Hilton being mad at them. William is the real power behind the Hilton name. If he decided to stick it to the party all he would have to do is make some phone calls.

Now they all stood back and let Paris crap all over the family name, so in my opinion, she is fair game for public ridicule. I think it's funny that after his death nearly all the Hilton money will go the charity and not the Hilton errors. The rest of the family can say thank you Paris to that.

Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 10:54 am
No. 2 stopthemadness says:

this whole story makes me happy.

Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 1:42 pm
No. 3 lava says:

haha me too stm

and with all that frickin money can't they do anything with paris? send her to grown arse train wreck boarding school or somethin

Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 1:51 pm
No. 4 anonymous says:

Everyone including the hiltons already knew paris is nothing but a laughingstock,this is no surprise to anyone!!!! She did it to herself!!

Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 5:16 pm
No. 5 anonymous says:

lol, McCain poll numbers are up, so it must be working.

Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 11:57 pm
No. 6 gumball says:

Money couldn't buy Parasite out of jail and it won't buy her class! Speak out in truth John.. ha ha

Posted: Aug 2, 2008 at 8:34 pm
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