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That Shaman Is Not An STD Healer

Paris Hilton was busy over the weekend. In between shopping trips and parties, she managed to squeeze in time to be blessed by a shaman. … You heard that right.

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Mar 3, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 7 Responses

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Comments (7)

No. 1 Sugar Magnolia says:

Ummm. What is she doing with her right hand in the main pic?

Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 8:36 am

No. 2 SeriousStyle says:

SM, don't you know that even Shaman's need lovin'.

Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 9:34 am

No. 3 SnackySmores says:

So, I'm not 100% sure about what is going on here. Why is that Shaman in her car? Are these from Paris' new reality show or something? Is he trying to be her new best friend? Or is he just teaching her how to read?

Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 9:35 am

No. 4 jujubees says:

Awww, look. Paris went to a lot of trouble trying to figure out what to wear when sexing up a monk. I think it may work out for these two crazy kids. She's found her perfect man. He's taken that vow of silence so she can talk about herself all she wants.

Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 9:51 am

No. 5 lale says:

I hope she's drinking his pee in an effort to absorb his mysticism. I really do.

Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 10:03 am

No. 6 Sugar Magnolia says:

SS… I didn't realize that lovin' and hand-job were interchangeable. Lesson learned.

Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 11:05 am

No. 7 Billy says:

..If..cleanliness is next to godliness…I hope the Shaman washed his hands first. Maybe the Shaman should give Paris a little bell to ring…and a little chant to sing…"Unclean!".

Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 11:44 am