Well, ya know… when 30-somethings hear "You look good for your age," I can't blame a 50-year-old for thinking she looks old.

That being said, she thinks being called "ma'am" is indicative of needing work done? I've been called ma'am since I was 19.

So, we turned the TV on a little early last night before Lost, and there was cutest sitcom going on (just looked it up - In Case of Emergency). We were at a friend's house who's got a large screen HDTV, and there was Jane Seymour in all her glory. There was this scene where she lures a young man into her bedroom on the pretense of needing help with a zipper, and there she is in just a bra (the other great thing about this scene is she is so obviously giving him head).

That woman astounds me more and more. I love her, and I love that she has wrinkles. Showing your age is sexy.

Again Kitchy you crack me up…so true, so true.

I saw Nora Ephron on Oprah when her book first hit, and she really bugged me. All she could talk about was her wrinkled neck, how horrible and traumatic the aging process is…and here I've got an aunt who probably won't live to the ripe old age of 50, due to breast cancer. I wanted to reach through the TV and wring her little chicken neck! Get a grip, all you botoxed bitches.

And oops. I used "that being said."

I am such a pseudointellectual.

LMAO about Robin Givens.

i loove kimora lee simmons! i live for her! and djimon is a sexy ass african! they are the new hot power couple! and how exotic! yes she definately does have lots of diamonds, but then again, so does elton john and elizabeth taylor. can we see more pics of kimora lee and djimon???