• Colored contacts plus the wig means that about 34 percent of Britney's head is now fake. Unfortunately, she's still using her real brain. [PopSugar]
• "Combined drug intoxication. The reaction of the sleeping pills plus the levels of all the therapeutic drugs in her system, is what killed her. Add on a raging flu and a slight infection from the abscess and thus we have Anna Nicole, dead of an accidental overdose." [ONTD]
• Bruce Willis made out with Courtney Love. I'm guessing it had to have been a dare and that everyone was going crazy when he actually did it. [DListed]
• Now she can go back to getting loaded in peace. [TB]
• Aguliera betting it's not going to rain. [TheBosh]
• Hey, Hollywood, I've got the new Will Ferrell script: 1. Dopey but lovable guy's doing great. 2. Dopey guy fails. 3. Dopey guy finds a quirky way to come back and win. Somehow we'll throw in a love interest and a corny villain. Bada bing! [CityRag]
• Going from Heather Mills to the Guinness heiress is the biggest rebound in the history of dating. My hat's off to you, Paul. [ASL]
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yay for paul!! i hope the two of them are happy, booze or no
LOL ~ 34% of her head is fake. That was pretty funny.