• I can see it in his eyes;Jon Stewart's son is already gearing up to point out the inadequacies of the American political system. [Rosie DeMario]

• Mischa Barton's boyfriend's album has only sold 812 copies. Mischa probably bought more vintage t-shirts than that last week alone. [Egotastic]

• Angelina Jolie says that she and Brad Pitt will adopt their next child, though I'm not sure they're taking applications. [DListed]

• Johnny Depp doesn't like America. Fine, we never liked you much either, Edward Whiney-Hands. [US Weekly]

• Though Reese Witherspoon doesn't want to show off her "cellulite and saggy boobs," I'd be willing to bet there are still a lot of people who want to see 'em. [JustJared]

• Gwen Stefani's baby only serves as a remider that we have not yet seen Suri Cruise. [A Socialite's Life]