• Mary-Kate Olsen is taking it back with her fashion sense. Like way back. Like biblical times back. [DListed]
• Joe Simpson's Creepy Dad Gossip Trading card appreciates in value every time he forces a daughter into cosmetic surgery. [Gallery of the Absurd]
• Speaking of which, watch Ashlee Simpson's new face perform in her new video before they force it to be removed. [Faded Youth]
• David Spade is amazed that he scored a woman as hot as Heather Locklear. The world agrees. [Celebitchy]
• Victoria Beckham is everyone's guilty pleasure. Criticize all you want, but she looks hot in those shorts. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Amy Poehler has some advice if you're ever in New York. Somehow she left out 'be sure not to eat anything, lest it have calories.' [CityRag]
• Madonna won't sleep in the same room as Guy Richie because she can't be around the AC. That, or she can't stand looking at his face. [Hollywood Rag]
Editor
She looks like a hippe reject. Get a clue!
I'm so glad you posted that Joe Simpson trading card.
Guilty pleasure my a**!! Hot legs? Sure, but she is the definition of a Butta-Face.
Guilty pleasure my a**!! Hot legs? Sure, but she is the definition of a Butta-Face. Strike that, her upper-body is nast too.