• Lindsay and Harry know that the couple that wears aviators together stays together. [Faded Youth]

• Perhaps we should be impressed that Nicole Richie isn't falling down more stairs more often. [X17]

• Prepare to have the long weekend scared out of you: George Bush as a fairly convincing woman. [CityRag]

• To be fair, no one really nailed the joke gift that was Ellen and Portia's fender bender. [Junkiness]

• Victoria Beckham is officially pregnant. That, or David Beckham doesn't know how to speak Spanish. [Celebitchy]

• Celebrity Life is TransAm-fabulous, as demonstrated by Vince Vaughn and his basketball shorts. [DListed]

• Jennifer Aniston celebrates our not being able to see her toplessness anymore by lunching with Courtney Cox. Thrilling. [PopSugar]

• If only Jared Leto really was going through with a sex change operation. [OAN]