In this video, I think you can pinpoint the exact moment Carson Daly finally realized he was ready to just give up on this whole fame thing…and quite possibly his life: sitting on Tom Green's internet talk show, watching Tom f-ing Green guzzle Patron as Steve-O does whippets, listening to Steve-O talk candidly about having sex with Jessica Simpson and transitioning into his lovely story of masturbating in Nicole Richie's bed as she slept. Keep it classy, Hasbeenopalozza.
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Wow! Whack-O makes even Tom Green look mature. Disgusting!
What in the WORLD did Drew Barrymore EVER see in Tom Green?! Heaven help us!
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