Aaaaand, I'm back.

If you've been hanging out here long enough, you know that I irrationally loathe this Snakes On A Plane nonsense. This does not, however, mean that I can't appreciate a good video mash-up. I think this, Snakes On Claire Danes, could use a little more My So-Called Life, but that might just be my inner 7th grader talking. Enjoy it. Snakes skeeve me out.

But wait, there's more! Since I promised you weekend MollyGood to quench your thirst for celebrities and was unable to deliver due to our server being brainwashed and forced to go see the "beautiful" Suri Cruise, I've got an extra special bonus moving picture for you munchkins. The post-jump video is sick and NSFW, but hilarious. You should watch it. And then watch your favorite porn. And then watch the video here again. It'll be hot.